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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn't mean it that way at all.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah no worries at all, thanks for clearing it up

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

I'm positive he just missed the /s tag.