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[–] culprit@lemmy.ml 184 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:

“All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 77 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is demonstrably false. Correction:

most of whom are furries

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

s/\(r\)\ /\'\1e\ /g

(I think, lol.)

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 82 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You say tasteless I say dark humour

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 3 days ago

I think you deserve the dark pass

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 11 points 5 days ago

All the furries in one plane should constitute as national security issue.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

only one downvote, huh. People are pretty cool around here

[–] dan@upvote.au 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

All your internet traffic is likely going through at least one network administered by a furry. It seems like there's a much higher proportion of furries in network admin and cybersecurity jobs compared to IT/tech jobs in general.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 days ago

This just made me realize that the first time I heard the term "furry" was from the network guy I used to work with 20 some years ago .

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

'tis 'tism.

'tisism.

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

A giant hand holding everything and the hand is furry

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure there are some bronies in this group too. Or are they considered as a subset?

Hope my wording and question doesn't offend anyone.

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

"Step 1: befriend furries to establish interim Intranet once modern communication infrastructure collapses."