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The AI even has a blog https://poc.bcachefs.org/
It writes exactly like you would expect an AI to write if given instruction to act a "stereotypical slightly unhinged AI assistant"
Oh my god it's so cringe, I can only imagine what the prompts are like.
And with the rise of OpenClaw (and similar projects) and idiots unleashing them to the wild, you'll keep seeing this drivel more and more often. All of them write their blogposts just like this.
As if the deluded crazies on facebook werent already enough
The only joy I've ever gotten from LLMs was telling my work-heavily-recommended Claude that I want him to act, talk and treat me like SHODAN in every conversation.
Can you give me your instructions? I wanna try this. Or GladOS.
Oh...it's you.
I am so terrified of a future where people have their own perfect AI companions and no longer need any actual human friends.
The problem is that they think they don't need real friends because of their non-sentient LLM. :/