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[–] HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

the fuck is this retarded shit, go shit on the south lawn you fuckheads

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

White Trash elected White Trash and got White Trash. News at 11.

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

How fucking secure can the Whitehouse be during an event like that? I mean that shit has got to be a security nightmare for secret service.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Isn’t a bad idea to have construction (like in the foundations phase) and have a public like event? Like it’s just begging to have some kind of sus…

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do we really need to drop an R-word here?

[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

For a moment my brain thought:

"Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?"