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[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 118 points 20 hours ago (13 children)

The teen’s father then informed police that he had 12 registered firearms in the home and assured detectives that he would secure them, the documents show.

No one in the world needs twelve firearms.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 4 hours ago

The answer is Love and Peace!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

No you see they need it to protect themselves from an evil governement that supports people, violates the constitution and harbors criminals, whilst threatening most of their allies and teaming up with genocidal regimes.

They will put these arms to their intended use any minute now...

AAaany minute now.

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Come on Lemmy, you can't have it both ways. How are we going to stage a massive revolution and die horribly in the process if we don't have a shit ton of guns?

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

Fewer guns leaves more room in the safe (& budget) for ammunition.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, at most you’d only need like three per person. Long gun, sidearm, and maybe a backup long gun.

I guess you could make the argument that this parent was simply trying to arm an entire family of four. It’s not a good argument. But we’ve already established that these aren’t good parents.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 12 hours ago

90's shooters taught me that the ideal amount of weapons to carry is 9, with a 10th one ideally becoming available at the end of your adventure

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[–] njordomir@lemmy.world 46 points 20 hours ago (13 children)

I mean, if you hunt deer, pheasant, small game, target shoot, and have a handgun or two for home defense, that's already 6ish guns right there. If you have any heirlooms or collector items that are firearms, that's a few more. I don't have 12 guns, but I don't have a hard time picturing why someone might, especially an entire family who hunts and does outdoorsy things. Then again I live in the western US and outdoor recreation is huge here.

Though if you don't have any sense of responsibility, you shouldn't have any guns either. If anyone disagrees with that, I don't know if logic can reach them!

[–] VeganBtw@piefed.social 75 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

I don't mean to sound insensitive to your culture, but there are other activities that can be done outdoors, can you tell your country please?

Even though I'm very glad that I live in a country where guns are heavily restricted, I can't deny that shooting is kinda fun.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 41 points 18 hours ago

We know. There's also paintball, and dynamite fishing!

/s

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

You mean bow hunting like a caveman?

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

We don't have walkable cities, and in rural areas infrastructure may be so underwhelming that shooting stuff might be the best you can hope for excitement.

(Fortunately it's usually in a non harmful way like target shooting or plinking).

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I do lots of outdoor recreation, mountain biking, swimming, hiking, basketball...

Or did you mean gun-based recreation is huge there?

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

he assured them, but dint actually do it. if someone has and wants 12 firearms, they are unlikely to fully secure them at all. they probably have it stashed all in one place or multiple places for easy acces. thats how these ammosexuals think.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

they probably have it stashed all in one place or multiple places

This does read as if you're mad no matter what they do.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Somehow i read that quote as if Trump spoke it

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 points 20 hours ago

It's possible you need the first 11 to kill the 200 people coming for you.
But, what if there are 201???!!!!

checkmate, cynic.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Need?

Who cares about need.

When it comes right down to it, nobody needs more than one of most things.

But in reality, there is a limit to how much "you" (as in someone that is trying to limit someone else's access to something) should be allowed to limit said thing without both due process and significant cause. When something is a fundamental right (and anyone with multiple firearms is definitely of the mind that firearms are a natural extension of fundamental rights, so long as they exist at all), you, me, the government simply shouldn't be able to declare that anyone has to show need to exercise that right.

To the contrary, suppression of rights has to be done only under extreme and unusual circumstances.

Now, from your comment, I doubt you consider the right to defense as extending to firearms. That's fine, I'm not debating that by this comment (and won't, it bores the fuck out of me because nobody ever has anything new to bring to the debate). I'm just saying that if something is a right, placing your idea of need on it simply isn't acceptable.

A dozen, a hundred, a thousand, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that the right exists. And, in the US it is a specifically enumerated right. There's wiggle room on when rights can be curtailed, suppressed. We do it all the time. But it can't be done lightly, and shouldn't be based on some arbitrary, ill defined standard of need.

That being said, the role of a handgun vs a shotgun vs a rifle at least points to three use cases that can't be met by the others. Since different calibers of ammunition have discrete properties, it can also be said that significantly different rounds would fulfill different roles (you shoot a squirrel with a .50 cal, you ain't scraping up enough to roast). Just based on that concept, it would be easy to point to at least six different firearms being "needed" to fulfill roles.

If you have multiple people using the firearms, you can need different ones for each person.

So twelve? It really isn't that many. I've seen hunters that will regularly use at least twelve different rifles in a year, sometimes more, depending on how often they can find time to hunt. Ignoring any debate about hunting being something you or I support, it is a use case that is common enough to merit the term need when it comes to the tools used to do it.

Now me? I don't need that many. Not a hunter, don't compete in shooting sports, don't even target shoot as a regular hobby. But you sure as hell don't get to decide what I do and don't need. Nor does anyone else without the application of due process and just cause.

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In the case of U.S. gun regulation at least, I don't think a piece of paper from over two hundred years ago declaring firearm ownership as an inherent right supersedes the extreme level of gun violence that has long been occurring and largely ignored.

Limited and highly regulated gun ownership for hunting or collecting is one thing, but there wouldn't be a need for people to amass arsenals of weapons for 'self-defense' if guns weren't so prevalent in the first place. Other first world countries do not have the gun problem the U.S. has.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In the case of U.S. gun regulation at least, I don’t think a piece of paper from over two hundred years ago declaring firearm ownership as an inherent right supersedes the extreme level of gun violence that has long been occurring and largely ignored.

Trump or someone like him was inevitable. Even the "good guys" want the boot so fucking bad.

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Individual gun ownership cannot hold a candle to the gross extent to which American police departments are armed and militarized. The notion of a 'well-armed militia' safeguarding individual rights from a tyrannical government hasn't been relevant for most of the country's history.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 14 hours ago

Your right to swing a fist has always ended where my nose begins. In this case, the swung fist is a cache of weapons left where a mentally unstable person can gain access to and misuse them. It's certainly valid to own weapons, but that ownership is a liability that requires investments in safety.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

You accurately describe the difference between need and want at the beginning of your comment, then ignore it at the end.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You just wait until the zombie apocalypse, man. Then you'll wish you had 12 guns.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I only have two hands and holding two guns makes both of them useless.

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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

I can see it adding up a lot faster than you might think.

Hypothetically, let's say you have 2 or 3 people in your family who are avid hunters, lots of people go hunting with their spouses and/or children. And each of you have, let's say, a deer rifle, a shotgun for turkey and waterfowl, and a .22 for small game. So off the bat that's about 6-9 guns.

And maybe you started your kid off with a .410 or a 20 gauge shotgun and a smaller .22 rifle for them to learn the fundamentals when they were younger, and when they got older you got a 12ga and a more appropriately-sized rifle for them to use, so there's another couple guns.

And maybe some of you have different guns for different purposes, maybe you prefer a semi auto shotgun for waterfowl and a pump for upland hunting for whatever reason, or if you live in the suburbs you might be limited to shotgun slugs and straight walled rifle cartridges in the areas you can hunt closer to home so maybe you have a gun that meets those requirements and then another rifle for when you can go hunting in the mountains.

So you can pretty reasonably have a dozen or so guns in your household from just having a couple people who like to go hunting before you even start talking about carry or home defense guns, dedicated range/target shooting guns, or collecting them, etc.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 4 points 15 hours ago

Dude, yeah, some people NOT in a major city, pretty much everywhere else in the country, have firearms lmao.

It's gotta be people commenting this shit who've grown up in a major metropolitan area and never traveled outside their safe zone (aka comfort zone), or in a very strict state in general, or outside the US entirely.

My wife is a self defense instructor, she teaches basic handgun safety, women's defense, and conceal carry, and covers more too. We've both inherited some family heirloom pieces dating back too the late 1800s, WWII, etc. While many may not function and are just for safe keeping and some family history (or like Curios and Relics), 12 is definitely not unheard of and probably on the low side for many families.

It's just that is not a subject you openly talk about with acquaintances or coworkers you aren't comfortable around, so I'm sure that original commented would be in for a surprise to know how many people own and or carry one on a daily basis!

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[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Plus one for each big toe

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

There are many thing I don't need yet still have

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