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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 31 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Wonder what the city and state of New York would say to that.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 89 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

They'll file a lawsuit after it's demolished and find out in 4-6 years the statue shouldn't have been demolished.

The admin will say it was a matter of national interest to be demolished, supreme court will give them a double thumbs up, and well - what could have been done.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 32 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Im surprised we didn't just wake up to the news it was scrapped for the copper overnight and the money is going to a hotel he plans to build in its place.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

And kid Rock is in charge of the scrap copper removal.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

It’s obvious the money would go to cover a gold plated statue of himself giving a double thumbs up.

The plaque will be replaced with:

"Give me your whites, your rich, your business class looking to exploit the poor"

This of course assumes there’d be anything so poetic inscribed. More likely it would read:

“Poor? Desperate? Foreign? Turn back now or be shot on sight”

[–] No1@aussie.zone 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

States Rights only exist when it's a Dem president silly.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Complain, then take it hard.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago

Sternly worded letter and some social media posts to fundraise for the next campaign cycle.