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[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 296 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (8 children)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!

yeah this feels real tan suity.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 128 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 62 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

They've dealt with him before.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

And that video is a year old.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

So you're saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

Thank you, we appreciate you!

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 20 points 21 hours ago

Damn good catch.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 30 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago

It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it's a bad fit but that's why I assume he wears them.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Why does his tie go down to his fucking shins? He's a buffoon and always has been.