Because a puppy pad isn't manly.
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
And why didn't they think to use a white towel on a white couch?
Because in the video you can see it’s his suit jacket
The suit jacket that he's wearing and is a completely different colour?
Brown on white might show up on camera.
So maybe a brown couch?
I'm immediately reminded of that joke about how allegedly Napoleon's army wore red jackets so the enemy couldn't tell whether a soldier had been hit and how the Nazis wore brown pants.
a new couch for one guest?
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out
well i eat a lot of garlic, and all i know is the dude at the pharmacy with the vampire sticker on his nametag seems a little afraid of me
He poops his pants often.
Because Sascha Riley kicked a tent stake up there so he wouldn't get raped by the child rapist on the black towel.
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?
Do tell!
Can you notificate me when she explains it? I'm curious too.
I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist
trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
EDIT: for the downvoters and people trying to cast doubt, I clipped the moment he sits down
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".
wE gO hIgH
dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.
So you're saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
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Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"
Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.
They've dealt with him before.
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orange juice
Put down a towel!
Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?
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I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.
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