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[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Position. With a penis that small, there's no way to make it aim down while sitting. He would be peeing on the seat more often than not.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

This. The first time I was with a lady, I was surprised how much lower things were. A ween that tiny would basically shoot at 90⁰ to the bowl. Probably be difficult to impossible to aim standing. Dude probably pees in the shower a whole lot.