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[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 35 points 4 months ago

After dating for six and a half years, that’s nuts!

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I successfully sued my wife when she put too much salt in the soup which wasn't even real.

It was called the Salty Pseudo Soup Sufferer Suit in the news.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 7 points 4 months ago

You’re the taste-tortured tart-tasting tort-placing court casing civil complainant plaintiff from the soup suit?

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Not sure if I just ate the onion or not...but....I believe it!

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
  1. oral contract
  2. If it was important, she should have prepared a back-up.
[–] escew@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It’s already been dismissed by the tribunal. Hilarious that it got enough attention to be in the news.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Thankfully all the attention is negative

[–] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'd cut her a bit of slack.

She might have been dreaming of this for a long time, she thought that she could trust her boyfriend to do this simple and easy task, but one very important to her, and he fails to do it, and since they're in a relationship, one doesn't think of writing stuff down.

If it happened as reported, I agree with the ruling, but I wouldn't be so quick to ridicule her.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

In the situation you're presenting, I would be empathetic to her loss of the money and experience. However, all of that empathy disappears when she tries to sue because of it. The ridicule is for suing.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Second filing will be due to him not taking her to court.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

He never takes her anywhere nice.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Legit grievance.