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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's the moon Ariel, plus maybe a few others. Figured I'd put in comments what the article was about to balance out the name jokes. I used to try and pronounce it with the different accent, but I don't bother now. It's the name.

On the actual topic, that's fascinating that there's enough gravitational force for Uranus to do what Jupiter does to its moons. Granted Ariel is a lot closer. We really need missions for each of these type moons to get under the ice and see what's there.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Just read an article about ice under the surface of Mars, perhaps a whole oceans worth. There's a lot of water out there I don't know if it necessarily is going to translate into life but it's cool to find. If nothing else it gives us options if we screw all ours up.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, don't let Nestle see this comment.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Our water is already screwed up with micro plastics.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Microplastic water is next-gen water. Whatever evolves to use it is the winner.

[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Not to rain on your parade but:

https://phys.org/news/2024-08-scientists-oceans-mars-deep.html

Using seismic activity to probe the interior of Mars, geophysicists have found evidence for a large underground reservoir of liquid water—enough to fill oceans on the planet's surface.

It's located in tiny cracks and pores in rock in the middle of the Martian crust, between 11.5 and 20 kilometers below the surface. Even on Earth, drilling a hole a kilometer deep is a challenge.

Ain't nobody getting to that water anytime soon.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We're already screwing ours up and won't be able to sufficiently use the option of any other planet before we implode.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Well with that attitude, the human race is already doomed. Might as well curl up into a hole and die...

Or you know, lighten up, try to make a difference and build the future you want. Or keep bitching, your choice really.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I used to try and pronounce it with the different accent, but I don't bother now. It's the name.

Idk man, personally, I don't think Uranus [yoor-uh-nuhs] sounds much like "your anus", but the distinction might be smaller for certain dialects.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are we about to discover the first extraterrestrial lifeforms around Uranus?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel sure there are colonies of life around Uranus.

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

*colonoscopies of life

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I think it would be disappointing if we found an ocean world, but it had no life on it… though I hope we come prepared with some algae or something.

[–] veeesix@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

The “I told you so” energy would so be incredibly validating to 10 year-old me.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Stories like this are why I hope medical science finds a way to extend life expectancy. I'd love to get a few extra decades just to see the cool things that happen.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I've got bad news about the future for you.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Whatever you think you know about the future, guaranteed you're wrong.

Your science is the best we got right now, just like the science was in the past. Your predictions are the best we got right now. Your cool shit's going to look just as dumb to your grandchildren as those rubber monster suits in old movies. Your guesses about the future are going to look as dumb as an episode of the Jetsons.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Lets just hope that our grandchildren will laugh at our dumb predictions that human made climate change will cause a mass extintion event and destroy most of earth's ability to sustain life

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I'm jealous of your optimism. I really hope the future aligns with your expectations, and not mine.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 points 10 months ago

I, for one, would love to see Uranus before I die

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Try not to laugh at the name of the 7th planet challenge (impossible)

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Names going to change to Urectum in 2620 anyway.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

First expedition sponsored by Cologuard

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It's ours alright.

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

You should get that checked out

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

When NASA's lookin in the sky and sees an ocean world nearby

Diarrhea!

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

So that's 3 of 4 gas giants that have possible ocean worlds in their orbits, Europa (also Callisto IIRC?), Enceladus, and now Ariel, any contenders around Neptune?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago

ah yes, interplanetary swamp ass

Ariel, Uranus.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why aren't they in space? Why are they checking out my anus?

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Exactly.

Back to space you filthy animals!

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

Can't I skinny dip once without NASA spying on me?

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago