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[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

dark souls

souls are displayed as white orbs of light

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 135 points 1 week ago (1 children)

DOOM Eternal

game eventually ends

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

See also: Duke Nukem Forever

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

See also: Duke Nukem Forever

See also: BioShock: Infinite.

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

And Katamari Forever

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They were probably referring to the development time.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 108 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time

Compare that to:

> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No Man's Sky

Obviously I am up here

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago

Assigned female at purchase

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

"Oh, Trans' Sky"

[–] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (15 children)

> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

> Not a single vice to be found


> House Flipper

> All houses are orientated normally


> Untitled Goose Game

> Has title


> Octodad

> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever


> Golf With Your Friends

> No friends.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For anyone else who still doesn't understand!

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[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:

agreement or harmony between people or groups.

Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

>Battlefield 4

>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield


>Pokémon Yellow

>Has other colors

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 21 points 1 week ago

>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

Also:

> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light

>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game

>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final"

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

>Dark Souls

>Literally only one Dark Soul

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[–] nl4real@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Team Fortress 2

No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 1 points 6 days ago

first game was TF0

game versions are zero-indexed

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.

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[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Counter Strike

Only initial strikes

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D

2.5D engines. 😏

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
> Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
> Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the game
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Legend of Zelda

But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

[–] Rokin@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 37 points 1 week ago

Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.

[–] bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 32 points 1 week ago

Killing floor

Scenery is non-destructible

Black Mesa

All the mesas are actually brown

Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne

Actually he does fall over a lot in this game

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

Control

Literally everything is out of control

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

Dead Cells

Literally unable to die

Slay the Spire

The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Resident Evil:

Numerous non-residents are evil too

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

Dead Space

You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening

Zelda doesn't even appear

[–] odium@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago

Hades 2: Hades is barely in it

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Infinite Wealth

Never have enough money.

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[–] sag@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dark Souls

Have white souls in it

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

Call of Duty: skip work to play

Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.

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[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

River City Girls

You can play as the boys.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

Counter Strike - You're attacking first

Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon

Freespace - Space is already occupied

Risk of Rain - Never rains

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