First of all, stop saying "rizz" because you sound like an idiot.
this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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Based. Rizz is sus. Needs to yeet that shiz.
sm
What's that in adult?
shitting myself
Something
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Sadomasochism
Streetlight Manifesto
🎺🎸🤘😎
Say them in person two years ago. Great band.
I'm pretty sure it means "some", given the context
What do people do with with all that time they save by skipping 2 letters?
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Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.
"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.
Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently
"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.
Smh
I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"
i think it's 'shaking my head'
It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.
On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.
It means shake my hand, you're welcome
I guess that's what it means now
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I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.
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it's only "rizzing up a girl" if it's actually working lol anon is delulu
On the bright side, she cares about you! People usually don't do that to strangers.
Maybe she’s autistic
auties usually spot other auties easily
Yeah, I assume she is, he isn’t, and she’s opening up to him a little.
Before I realized I was autistic, I had a bad understanding of it, so I definitely rejected people trying to connect with me about my obvious autism, because I thought it precluded the ability to empathize (laughably incorrect, but that’s ignorance for ya). That’s also a chance.
But it’s a greentext, so there’s probably no girl and OP’s a liar anyway :)
Misread this as "aunties" and what a hilarious idea. Aunties just spotting each other and giving the nod.
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Man, if you're throwing rizz for three months, you ain't throwing rizz.
You really cannot understand this without known what "sm" means here. Can someone please explain?
Edit: Thanks for the replies. But I just realized that wasn't all that is needed to understand. Key ring drawings having meaning? Is that some esoteric shit? Probably best, I just leave this thread for some memes I do get.
By context I think the room temperature IQ poster is saying "something", but as I am one of The Olds, I cannot be sure. I know rizz as a noun, so it doesn't make sense in the context they used it in.
It can be used as a verb too, it just means to flirt with someone.
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What blue drawing?
Like this:
Or Like this:
Due to Internet propaganda I will never not gag when I see something about autism speaks
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I think it could be this
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Fake: Annon is 100% autistic
He Rizzed in his pants
You LIGHT IT UP BLUE and avoid staring at the light because it's painful to look at
And embrace all the puzzle pieces because you're a five year old even as you ascend into your adult years and continue to get infantilized
Greet her HELLO FELLOW PERSON WITH AUTISM, talk about how ABA therapy is totally not traumatizing you
It's okay, Autism Speaks will find a cure and ~~initiate a eugenics campaign to erase and prevent Autistic births~~ CURE THE AUTISM!
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(Tone is /s)
Anon used the word rizz. QED, anon is autist
Well, are you?
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