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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I propose we swap and only work 2 days a week.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 8 minutes ago

this should be the way

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 1 hour ago

Narayana Murthy being born was a mistake, I hope someone rectifies it.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 53 minutes ago

To be fair, some of my weekends have been a mistake.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 hour ago

He's absolutely right. That's why he should come work for me on his weekends. I'll pay him $15/hr!

What? He won't work for that? Lazy CEO.

[–] Viri4thus@feddit.org 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

These people, like Musk, think laying on a couch with a pen in your hand pondering about random shit to be hard work. That's where they come up with this kind of BS. That and being from a higher cast and never having worked a single honest day in his life and making a fortune out of corruption and networking.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is "hard work" for them, but it's just jerking off for the rest of us. These assholes consider themselves working when they sleep, because them being rested is "good for the business".

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is "hard work" for them

Uh, I think you mean "meditation" and "mindfulness"

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 37 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I agree weekends were a mistake.

It should have always been 2 on 1 off, 2 on 2 off.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

My wife and I often play this game in bed.

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 64 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Shockingly, your brain and productivity improve when you get regular downtime.

(Yeah I know most people want something shorter than a book. It's a solid read though.)

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll read this next weekend 🙃

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'll eat you next weekend! Mmmmmm, smoked gouda cheese. Lettice. Pickles. Bacon. Squirt of ketchup.

Just need some potatoes.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 31 minutes ago

“Good night. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

WOW. Sleep and rest are mistakes. TIL

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 45 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The problem with statements like this is that they only ever seem to be made by narcissists who thinks work is only those efforts that directly benefit them. The end of my "work day" is when I start my other job of working for myself. I manage my home, I take care of my garden, I put effort into maintaining or improving my physical and mental well being, I foster and build the relationships in my life that I care about, etc. All of that is work, it's just work that I do for myself and don't get a paycheck for.

[–] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Absolutely nailed it.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Is immolation illegal?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 56 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Narayama Murthy sounds like an enormous piece of shit.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Narayama Murthy was a mistake.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You sully the good name of shit.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, stuff grows in shit

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 hours ago

Just because he is an idiot who never worked a day in his life and so doesn't know that your productivity goes down significantly without relaxation that doesn't mean that anyone should listen to that drivel.

[–] Alphane_Moon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

This is honestly pretty funny stuff.