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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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[–] corvett@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Loose rhymes with Goose

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 hours ago

It's been years since I've seen people misspelling lose as loose, but I do remember when it was pretty common to see.

[–] vaper@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Loose rhymes with noose. I can't think of a word that's spelled and pronounced like lose so you have me there.

choose lose cruise booze

all rhyme lol

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Words pronounced like lose? That's easy. Close

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Close is way closer to clothes than it is to lose. And close is more like gross.

I was joking, close would only be pronounced similar to lose if it were spelled clues.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

The audience can't seem to differentiate commas from; well, every other punctuating mark. What are you hoping to achieve, here?

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

both come from the same root

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

english is a very silly language that's evolved so you can do almost anything with it

it's a risky strat but it seems to have worked

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Are you familiar with “The Chaos” by Gerard Nolst Trenité?

Deep breath:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[–] corvett@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This guy was British, rhyming "via" with "choir"

Previous, precious; fuchsia, via; Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

I think he was Dutch - but they do tend to speak “better” English than the English.

The difference in UK/US (amongst other first language English nations) pronunciation is something I know effects hip-hop lyricism (i.e. rapping) as different pronunciations mean some words only rhyme in your own dialect.

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I believe the generally accepted scientific term for the English language is "clusterfuck".

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

*kloostaphux

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

May as well combine words with the same pronunciation into one word and call it Simplified English (/s)

Honestly tho, this is one of the features of Simplified Chinese, which created the infamous "fuck vegetables" (干菜类).

It's meant to say "dried vegetables" (乾菜類 in TC), but 乾→干. Meanwhile, there exists 幹→干 as well, which means "fuck".

fuck vegetables

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

So this is where I find cucumber?

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck as in curse or as an action?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Used in this context? Action. But it can mean both.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Even better :D

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

It's a miracle I know it, and having to teach someone how to read and spell was an eye opener for me trying to explain "this is like this except for this one word because... Reasons and sometimes there's a variation like this because...reasons" so many times.

[–] Kidra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 minutes ago

I once had a roommate from Chile and he asked what the difference in pronunciation was for "juice" versus "Jews". I'm still not sure I properly got the difference across...

Also the difference between "to rob" and "to steal" was an interesting thing to think through and then explain.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

Mostly the "reasons" just boil down to etymology. We spell things the way the languages we stole them from spelled them.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Having to explain to my spanish speaking friends why an english word is spelled one way but pronounced another entirely different way gave me the same experience. So many times i have to tell them: “i don’t know english is just weird.”

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 8 hours ago

Agreed, I am teaching my second son to read.

I am having the same conversations as when I taught my first to read.

"ok, this word is a 'sight word' because it doesn't make the sounds you expect. It says won, but it looks like it says on-e"

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 40 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (40 children)

The bigger problem is that lose should rhyme with pose or close. Loose is fine.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

How can the soldier knead anything if they're made of lead?

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 10 hours ago

Didn’t even have to click. Great poem

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 9 hours ago

I barely started reading and i hate this already.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

I read this and all I could think of was "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

they are very different in my mind. perhaps because i first came across them in their respective contexts through reading.

even when speaking, to me, lose rhymes with booze and loose rhymes with goose.

this has never been a problem for me, personally.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

They didn't, except among the ignorant and autocorrect.

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