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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I would call it a "Journey" Dog

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

life is not about the destination

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Well that sucks. The journey has been terrible. I have not enjoyed the last 41 years. Also, I'm 41.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A journey to every cigarette but and used tissue in sight 😂

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Might get kind of tricky when crossing a busy street

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

The other side

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 4 points 1 month ago

"... or if you make it there."

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Not all those who wander are lost. Sometimes they just play dog roulette

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a Shiba. Walking her is like walking a cat, so I beg to differ

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nobody said she had to be a GOOD guide dog to count 🤷

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 16 points 1 month ago

This is a great quote. Describes how I feel at my job at the moment ...

Can I use it?

[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sometimes I just close my eyes and see where my dog takes me, is fun, mentally hard, but fun.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do this too. :p

The neighbors must think I’m insane.

I try to count the steps and see if I can make it further than before. My record is like 140.

It’s very mentally hard. I’m always thinking, “oh I’ve gotta be going down someone’s driveway now!”

[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I try to use the dip in the curb for driveways to tell if I'm going the right way

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You may not end up where you meant to go, but you’ll end up somewhere interesting

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't see that coming. Either.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm sure the person needing a guiding dog didn't, either.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

As long as you only want to go to places that smell of piss

[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Similarly helpful advice: a broken clock still shows the correct time twice a day.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as you don't mind going to all the smelliest places.

Psh, as I've grown older I am hoping the dog would just be a lazy dog and just suggest we lay down and take a nap

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd say a dog would still go to predictable places eg. they'd go for a walk on their usual route (maybe a bit larger).

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I often let my dog choose where we're walking and he takes it as an opportunity to update all the places he knows in town, so we end up walking a 5k loop, it's just more chaotic than when I'm leading.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 1 month ago

I had a Husky. For me it would have been the random path of deer, rabbits, and random people's driveways. He had no sense of direction, and cared not for walking norms.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

My dog would indeed go one of his usual routes, just whichever one he liked most at the moment.

Then he got old and him leading the way would mean pissig over the neighbour's hedge and going back to the couch.

Now he's not walking anymore. Well, maybe on clpuds.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dirk Gently's Guiding Eyes for the Blind

[–] elooto@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

While backpacking in Ireland, my friend and I visited the small island of Inish Oirr. We had all day to explore the island so set off without any route planned. A black dog tagged along and soon started guiding our way. He would loop back and stop to wait for us at turns. We followed him blindly through the maze of stone walls. He led us to a lake, a lighthouse, and a shipwreck. He always seemed excited to show us the next landmark. We literally followed a dog from morning until sunset. It felt as though he had done this many times before. He was such a good boy.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

The park. You're going to the park. Everyday. If you live in a warm environment with a beach, that's where you're going. That park.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Man you are just ripping off my welcome mat.

[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

That's why I call my cat a guide cat. He guides me to lolll around on the couch for 22h a day