I do not agree with the use of "prankster".
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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Yeah this is a mass poisoning.
Dude, it's just a prank, bro!
Right to jail
Hey! What happened to people’s FREE SPEECH when it comes to pranks? What are we, Nazi Germany?
Note: This is a sarcastic comment.
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I misread the police car on the thumbnail as "Meesa police" and thought it was going to be a jarjar binks meme before I read the title
Yeah, that's not a prank. That could have killed people if nobody noticed it.
I hope they lock his dumb ass up for a long time.
Yeah, but what if healthcare executives shopped there?
From the last wave of pranks when people licked ice creams and put it back I have learned that messing with food is a federal crime in the US and is taken quite seriously.
As it should be. The regulations were significantly increased after the Tylenol murders in 1982. It's also why we have no tamper things on many ingestible items.
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That’s because it’s an easy way to cause the death of children. People become angry, understandably.
It could also cause the death of a CEO, which is an even more serious concern.
Depends on which children, apparently.
Uh oh, but will that department get the ax after inauguration? Might be time to do delivery only groceries. Where I live they come from special stores with no general public access.
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...are you retarded?
It's a rhetorical question.
No it isn't.
The chief pilot at the flight school I worked for used to say "Let's go commit a few counts of aviation."
Now, this could qualify as terrorism.
Not a single murder of a psychopathic indirect mass murderer CEO.
Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.
you'd be surprised. A fairly large number of them are quite miserly, even in their personal lives.
The CEO types have people who are responsible for filing the fridge and pantry. Those people probably shop at Walmart just like everyone else.
What do you believe his political motive was in spraying the produce?
Whatever you think it is to fit your personal narrative /s
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Smith recorded his face, the pesticide can and the act of him spraying its contents. He later posted the recording online.
"Arrest me Daddy uwu"
"Prank"
wait until you find out how much DDT we sprayed everywhere.
He only got ~300 likes on his posts, too. Dude's picking up a felony charge for 300 likes.
Good, let him rot in irrelevance, and prison.
It's remarkable that it needs to be said but... Don't record yourself doing crimes and post it on YouTube.
actually, do record yourself doing crimes.
Right? I'm all for it.
I want stupid people to remove themselves from society as quickly as possible.
Unless you do universally hated shit like this dickhole, then by all means, tell us exactly who you are and what you did.
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