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SECTION 1.
(1) This section shall be known and may be cited as the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act."

(2) It shall be unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.

(3) Upon conviction of a violation of this section, a person shall be fined:
( a ) One Thousand Dollars ($1000.00) for a first offense;
( b ) Five Thousand Dollars ($5000.00) for a second offense; and
( c ) Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) for a third or subsequent offense.

(4) This section shall not apply to the discharge of genetic19material:
( a ) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo; and
(b) Discharged with the use of a contraceptive or contraceptive method intended to prevent fertilization of an embryo.

SECTION 2.
This act shall take effect and be in force from and after July 1, 2025

LMAO. are they seroius?!!!!!!!

Sure, some may say it’s absurd, but masturbation inspector is a good paying, high quality American job that cannot be exported overseas, and not a job I’d trust to AI.

That state senator is a visionary!

If the Democrats aren't going to be useful, I'm glad they've at least decided to be a little funny.

From erection to resurrection?

To highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions.

Land of the free.

Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.

so it's looking to ban masturbation in mississippi.

Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?

Cue the cast of Monty Python singing, ”Every sperm is sacred...."

I didn't see the party of the politician in the article, so no idea if it is written in jest or just regular old Republican whackiness.

The most entertaining part is that it is written as applying to men, but as written it is gender neutral and would penalize menstruation.

Edit: It is a Dem having a lark.

This is taking No Nut November to a whole new level

This could absolutely be used to keep prisoners in prison, and also probably criminalize gay men.

Life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous, ongoing process.

Good! We need to STOP KILLING KIDS (unless it's with Gun Control!)! Wait a Democrat wrote this? Just kidding this is STUPID!

With the last exception being for sex while using contracteption, what's the point of this bill?

It is Mississippi, what did you expect? Mississippi is one of the core Southern states.

..... So is he trolling or what?