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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26858906

Summary

A leaked TSA email suggests funding for bomb-sniffing dogs has been halted under Elon Musk.

The email states that vet visits, kenneling, and food are "put on hold" until further guidance.

TSA deploys over 1,000 canine teams, with training costing $33,000 per dog.

The funding freeze contradicts Trump’s "tough on crime" stance and coincided with the White House celebrating "K9 Veterans Day."

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it’s not already a thing we should start a live tracker of Elon’s current or last known whereabouts. For academic purposes.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 1 hour ago

Like the Elon flight tracker?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I pray everyday for a poetic Mussolini ending for Musk

Nah, he's cutting corners in bomb detecting dogs, it's gonna be a Carrero Blanco 2 electric boogaloo

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Beyond animal cruelty, you NEED bomb sniffing dogs! Holy shit! Do they realize that now potential bombers would have a huge upper hand in carrying explosives into airports? Why don't they say 'well those metal detectors and xray machines are too fancy' and go back to the late 60s when there was a hijackings once every 5.6 DAYS.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

Paging D.B Cooper.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 hours ago

Oh well I'm sure the cabinet secretary who oversees TSA will get right on that oh wait she loves killing dogs too

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Sounds like those dogs should start letting bombs through to me.

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago

Sick fuck..

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 35 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Musk: The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy. The empathy exploit. They're exploiting a bug in Western civilization, which is the empathy response. So, I think, you know, empathy is good, but you need to think it through and not just be programmed like a robot.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-yes-musk-said-171900322.html

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

quite literally

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

That’s definitely something a malignant narcissist would say

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 18 points 12 hours ago

Yes let’s start starving animals now. Great job Republiscum.

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 76 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Elon orders government. They said it out loud.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 24 points 14 hours ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

When I import things to the US through work, they always get stopped by Explosive Detection Dogs, at a cost of around 300 quid per pallet. I wonder if that will stop or drastically reduce. Certainly doesn't seem like a good idea if you want to stop things coming in that shouldn't be.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 points 13 hours ago

Can't keep a bs trade war on fentanyl, if dogs are stopping the fentanyl.

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 108 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

Every time I read something about the USA in the last few weeks I think "Wow that's shitty. How can it get worse?"

In short order, the answer to my question is served up. I find it worse when the victims cannot speak or stand up for themselves. Though horrible things are happening to a wide range of victims at least they can protest, take action etc. The dogs cannot. I only hope that the handlers make sure the welfare of these animals is taken care of despite the order. They do not deserve to be pawns in the MAGA game, but then no one does.

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[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not surprising sadly. This is the same man that labeled people relying on the government for a safety net to fucking live parasites.

I am one of those people that is part of the parasite class. I look forward to being able to get teamed up with a doggo in the camp. That actually kinda makes me feel a little better if that would happen actually.

What a freaking shitshow.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

The only REAL parasites are the oligarchs.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

All of them rely on govt way, way more than anyone else. Of course they try to paint themselves as entrepreneurs who pull themselves by the bootstraps without no help from anyone

[–] iwasnormalonce@lemm.ee 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He has enough body fat to survive until the heat death of the universe anyway.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 3 hours ago

Yeah he keeps it in his frunk.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 63 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Failing to feed and look after animals you are responsible of is animal abuse and illegal.

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Failing to feed and look after animals you are responsible of is animal abuse and illegal.

All that's going to happen is the people who the dogs live with will end up buying them food. As if they would starve a member of their family.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 47 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I thought that we already established that in Magastan "illegal" is only for poor people.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

And abuse is a key part of the plan.

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Dude I thought we all agreed that you can’t just drop links to TV Tropes all willy nilly like that. I have things to do today

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Tvtropes will ruin your life!

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 53 points 18 hours ago

Having dog handlers pay for the dogs they need for work is totally in line with having teachers pay for teaching tools.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This might blow up in his face. In more than one way.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They want chaos to justify the suspension of all civil rights. Ask me how I know.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 73 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I have an idea for what we could feed those dogs.

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