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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This all reminds me of a coworker I had back in the day that was like 6 weeks from retirement and they were super excited and happy and hopeful. It was all they talked about.

And 2wks after they retired the 2008 crisis hit. Their portfolio went to absolute shit, they panicked and sold. And then later missed the window for good general recovery.

It broke my fucking heart.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This IS, however, what most Americans voted for, so yeah, cry me a river, you got what you wanted.

The rest of the world has to deal with the fallout of your stupidity, so seriously, do not ask for petty points anymore, you can literally starve to death and the world will no longer care.

Give us a call once the US is a democracy again with a completely revamped political system with 30 parties, overhauled police force, overhauled healthcare and economic rule set, overhauled culture... If then you grovel on your knees for aologies for decades of terror world wide, culminating in two trump eras that measurably made the world worse in countless ways, then maybe maybe we might start thinking about caring about you.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The Greatest Depression, everyone is saying it, the likes of which have never been seen before.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A Beautiful Depression, folks

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I spent a good chunk of this paycheck on car parts for my car and my wife’s.

Breaks, oil and air filters, enough for 3 years of maintenance.

Last month was parts for the furnace.

Most of the affordable stuff is made over seas.

If you can, I suggest also stocking up on repair materials. Parts are going to skyrocket in price very soon, and it’s going to become very expensive to even do regular maintenance on most mechanical equipment.

[–] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm Canadian, Im still waiting on annexation and invested in long storage freeze dried food for when that crisis happens.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago

Make depression great again!

RFK is on it. He wants to get rid of antidepressants.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Make America Great Depression Again!

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

And then a world war to get out of it. Old is new again.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do

They stopped being a thing back in the '00s. Floor trading is all done by algorithms now. Specifically, the High Frequency Trading algorithms, that perpetually scan trading indexes and place orders in anticipation of arbitrage opportunities.

You've got a few people on the floor who function as IT and tweak the algorithms as necessary when they encounter bugs. But that guy is more likely freaking because his API is bugging out than because of any change in equity values.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, those are still actual traders at the NYSE. An overwhelming amount of trades are electronic, but the NYSE floor is still a thing.

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/traders-floor-exchange.asp

There are still traders who work on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE)—where some large companies still trade in the pit—as well as commodity and options exchanges like the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME).

[–] Steve 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're there almost exclusively for the cameras. It's essentially a TV set.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, you're not wrong, but they are making actual trades.

If I had to guess, they aren't doing the small high frequency trades, but big movements.

Just like my IBS.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

One of the TVs in my gym plays fox news. Usually they have stuff along the bottom of the screen for current stock index prices (DJIA, etc.). Guess what was conspicuously absent today?

It was funny to watch them hide it while the TV across from it runs CNN, where they were covering the tariffs and market drops, while fox was running a bit shitting on Kamala Harris.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'm sure it can fall more.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fine, it's fine. Next week will see such tremendous growth and everyone will be begging to trade with the US again. You'll see.

Between the 401k, the future of social security, and the cost of everything going up, retirement is looking great now. Yay.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah Trump said the market is going to boom. Industry is going to boom.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Translation: the market and industry will react like it was bombed with multiple nuclear bombs.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saturday is when the really big tariffs hit (China, Vietnam, ect.)

Enjoy your weekend because Monday will have people jumping out of windows again.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

The tariffs don't really need to be enacted for the market to respond.

That's not to say Monday won't be a shit-show.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Happy Friday...