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[–] shoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

3902 2486 4899 2381 Same as my password

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NULL

Don't have a CC, debt is a trap don't fall for it. I'm a monero maximalist.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having a CC doesn't mean you have debt...

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Credit cards make you in debt to the bank and your debit card balance is the bank's debt to you.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

CC "debt" that's paid off in full every month is debt in the same sense that eating at a typical restaurant puts you in debt.

Don't get me wrong, unmanageable CC debt is a real thing, but that's not what we're talking about.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

3782 822463 1005

For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here

https://docs.stripe.com/testing

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] joseandres42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

your result

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.

  • Visa: 4242424242424242
  • Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  • Discover: 6011000990139424
  • Amex: 371449635398431
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

I liked this meme until I thought, wouldn’t it be cooler if it were a complex and reversible operation? 3/10 doesn’t deceive enough