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Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake (www.indiatimes.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Live_Let_Live@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Bout fucking time someone finally had the balls to do it properly

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago

Important question: did they get it?

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 17 points 10 months ago

Well, did they get the snake or not?

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

It was the only way to be sure.

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When "Ƙilling it with fire!" goes wrong...

[–] Granite@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Burning cow dung on hand. Did not expect that.

[–] Aurix@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least the family didn't discover the snake on the plane amidst many snakes on the plane.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

It could have been worst, they could have discovered a plane on the snake amidst many planes on the snake.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This is The Way

[–] AnthoNightShift@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pfff. Amateurs. I did much worse for a spider!!!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)

This is the proper response to a spider in the house. Stay outside little guys.

[–] notenoughbutter@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Snek.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Enough is enough! I've had it with this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking house!

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago

How is this news?