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Image TranscriptJelly Belly Recipes!

Strawberry Jam + Strawberry Jam + French Vanilla + French Vanilla = Strawberry Shortcake

Blueberry + Blueberry + Buttered Popcorn = Blueberry Muffin

Green Apple + Green Apple + Cinnamon = Candle Apple

Tutti Fruitti + Sizzling Cinnamon + Licorice = Black Licorice

Very Cherry + Very Cherry + Very Cherry + Licorice = Black Licorice

Lemon Drop + Sawdust + Nine Jalapeno Peppers + Licorice = Black Licorice

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[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 1 points 21 minutes ago

I really like Darrell's licorice

Kinda expensive though and really hard to not eat the whole bag

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I never used to like it. Then I got COVID. My taste and smell died and were resurrected one Easter morning, but all weird-like. Now I love black liquorice. Tastes like eating a tire but in a good way.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 7 points 8 hours ago

the power of christ

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ive never been able to explain it to people. I don’t quite understand it myself. But the analogy is accurate and I agree

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Right, like I can’t explain the flavours I am accustomed to. And I can’t even explain the new one (neither before nor after). But like… good hell/bad hell? I’m going with good hell.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

God I wish, liquorice is fantastic!

Get yourself a mix bag of Dutch liquorice, with some of the sweet, salty, and bees wax coated stuff. Soooo good, and a proper chew feel too, none of the soft rubbish stuff <3

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 8 hours ago

When I was a kid, a sibling and some friends of mine would occasionally play "jelly bean Russian roulette", wherein we would get a number of jelly beans equal to the number of us playing, with one of them a black licorice, have one non-playing kid scramble them and "randomly" give one to each player, and then eat them eyes closed without seeing what the flavor was. Whoever got the licorice was the loser.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

I really like the black jellybeans.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

Then I guess I'll see you in hell.

-Circus Peanut enjoyer

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Me too. Love black licorice.

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I also enjoy black licorice but, I also enjoy lemons jalapenos and sawdust on occasion. So i might just be an anomoly.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Have any good sawdust recipes? Mine always comes out a little woody

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 4 points 9 hours ago

This is generally how i get a healthy dose of fiber in my diet

Cutting burger with a skill saw

sorry for the yt short couldnt find the original

[–] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 9 hours ago

Jalapeño lemon cellulose flakes. Mmmmmmmm.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago

It was great when I worked in an office. I would all the black Jelly Belly’s because everyone could not stand them 🤣

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They work well with herbal flavors like spearmint, wintergreen, clove, ginger, allspice.

But I'm weird. I actually like spiced gum drops and Necco wafers.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I don't like Black Licorice, but I love Necco Wafers! My grandpa would get them for me often when I was very young.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Thanks for catching this. I went to the Libary to investigate. I believe the meant, "Strawbrerry."

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

haven't you heard? strawerries lost their berry status, and now they're trying to lay low and avoid the identity theft lawsuits

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm really disappointed that the transcription didn't follow through with this spelling

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Polish person living in Denmark here. The Danish lore licorice. I can't understand why, because for me it's disgusting. Half of their candy is licorice based. You have to really watch out not to accidentally buy something licorice flavored. It happened to me a few times. My friend once actually asked if the hot dog sauce isn't licorice flavoured, just in case.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Internet rule, even the most obvious spelling error because of autocorrect, will be pointed out. On the other hand, why did it correct love to lore? I'm pretty sure, the former is the more often used word.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 points 8 hours ago

"hot dog sauce..."

Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as "hot dog sauce" to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

I love salmiakki, but then again I grew up with it

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Man that blueberry muffin combo is pretty great tho

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

I love the stuff, but it's an odd choice for a candy all about flavor variety.

anise / fennel have a lingering aftertaste. Maybe Glycyrrhiza glabra too? Idk.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

'once you go black.....'