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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 43 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm not a big M$-fan but I actually like c# a lot. Java not so much.

I'm no pro though, I just guerilla-code in my spare time. But of all the languages it's actually my most used. Besides PPL and ASM 😁

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

I have 20 years programming experience and C# is one of my favorite languages. It feels so expressive and doesn't get in your way nearly as much as Java does. I feel like I'm writing the code I want to write instead of writing the code someone from 30 years ago with a fetish for boilerplate wanted me to write.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

C# is a great language but I'll always choose Java because the ecosystem around it is so vast. Often times some client library you need has a c# port maintained by one guy and he hasn't updated in years.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Microsoft Java is one of those cases where MS got the "extend" phase so well executed that they didn't even need to finish the plan.

That said, the language is only good if you insist on using either it or Java. And the ecosystem around it is really, really bad.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

You can't really kill a programming language though

Companies are going to continue using it just because it's what they used before

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

C# is better than java just because it doesn't have as much brain rotting "DesIgN PaTTeRnS" gurus

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

Instead you get rotten-brained dependency injection rules.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A shame there is no real FOSS movement behind it (for what I know) it could do with some modernization.

[–] lexiw@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean? The entire stack is open source.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

I'm just hoping for a more thriving community behind it.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 hours ago

Also, optional value semantics. I love value semantics!

[–] roguelazer@lemmy.world 69 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Poor Visual J# (literal Microsoft Java) isn't even in the picture

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sun killed it fast enough so almost nobody remembers.

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

I'd argue we aborted before it could be born into mainstream

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 84 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

I've actually found C# quite pleasant to develop with, so long as I didn't have to worry about targeting non-Windows platforms.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 37 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

It's fully cross platform with .NET Core and later.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What does fully cross platform mean? It sounds very vague and a lot like an exaggeration.

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 1 points 22 minutes ago

Well, I'm currently writing a service and frontend, both in C# (Blazor for the UI), and using docker-compose to build and deploy them to a Raspberry Pi running Linux. So not only cross-platform, but cross-architecture as well.

This is not a new thing either. Since .NET Core was released almost 10 years ago, it has supported cross platform development.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

The standard .NET C# compiler and CLI run on and build for Windows, MacOS, and Linux. You can run your ASP.NET webapps in a Linux docker container, or write console apps and run them on Linux, it doesn't matter anymore. As a .NET dev I have literally no reason to ever touch Windows, unless I'm touching legacy code from before .NET Core or building a Windows-exclusive app using a Windows app framework.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 12 points 11 hours ago

It was even before through mono/xamarin

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

True, but what I’m really talking about is the unbeatable user experience of having an application that looks and feels as if it were a native Windows application, because it is and has that first-class platform support straight from the vendor.

With that said, most new cross platform applications today are probably more like electron or Web apps.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, there's no such thing as native Windows apps for Linux, but there are cross platform GUI frameworks like Avalonia and Uno that can produce apps with a polished identical experience across all platforms, no electron needed

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Qt is my favourite, though it's not .NET.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Good lord, I've never seen anyone say this in public. I used Qt Creator for a couple of years and I found the combination of C++ for under the hood and Javascript for the UI to be a fantastic way of ensuring a nearly nonexistent base of developers who could competently do both. Maybe they grow on trees in Finland, I dunno. And maybe you're talking about some other "Qt", I also dunno.

I've done C# and Java extensively as well and I would never choose Qt over them. I might choose Qt over Objective-C, however.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

QML is such an awesome UI language, the only thing (that I know of) that comes close is Jetpack Compose.

The flavour of JavaScript QML uses is very different from regular JavaScript, it's literally a glue language and any significant non-UI logic should be done in C++.

And Qt C++ is very different to most other C++ framework (or how people usually write pure C++), it feels much more Java-inspired.

Anyway, it really is a great UI toolkit if you want something powerful, cross-platform and efficient.

I suppose Qt's cross-platform aspect is a big checkmark in the plus column. My own opinion of Qt is probably colored by the fact that I was forced into it against my will and that the Finns who initially wrote the app were unhelpful and downright hostile to my attempts to customize it in ways that their customization framework did not support.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Yea this was a crosspost and also just a meme, but C# is my fav

And really cross-platform has come a LONG way...just as long as you don't need UI on Linux lolol

ASP.Net Core is a phenomenal backend.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 12 points 11 hours ago

Not really, even GUI is going strong, check Avalonia UI.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Or realistically on Mac. Mac Catalyst is neat but you’re basically building an iPad UI and afaik that’s all that MAUI supports still

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah C# gets a bad rap. I spent a decade developing in C++, and Java before switching to C# because of program requirements. Now I never want to go back.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 13 points 12 hours ago

C# development was spearheaded by Anders Hjelsberg, one of the brains behind Borland Delphi/Object Pascal.

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Does it get a bad rap outside of this meme? I've only heard praise. It's by far my favorite language

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 1 points 54 minutes ago

It's kind of the opposite of eclipse. People who use it like it and people who don't have experience with it disparage it.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's IMO getting a bit oldish, it's nice for small projects (up to medium sized I guess, after that I don't see the benefits over say C/C++ but that's just my opinion) but there are a lot of improvements that could be done I think.

The language is open source IIRC, so it could be done I guess, like C/C++ has new versions every some years.

[–] JeromeVancouver@lemmy.ca 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I have used many languages in my 25 years of programming. C# is the best.

I've used many languages/platforms in my 30 years of programming (take that!), including Visual Basic, C, C#, Java, Objective-C and C++. I agree that C# is the best but not by much. They all do pretty much the same things - if one language lacks something that other languages have shown to be beneficial, that something tends to get incorporated in a future update in some form or another, and their glaring weaknesses tend to get corrected as well (like when Objective-C mostly did away with the need to explicitly release fucking everything).

[–] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 26 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] VivianRixia@piefed.social 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

TypeScript?

It is Microsoft JavaScript.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

TypeScript is actually pretty nice, it'd be JScript instead.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

TypeScript is only nice compared to JavaScript. It still has most of the warts and footguns of JS, but the typing system really is badly needed.

[–] cbazero@programming.dev 1 points 7 hours ago

There is a third brother nobody ever even mentions ... He is also named after an island