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[–] Soup@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You’d think they could have gotten a better mortician for the job. He looks weirdly stiff, kinda stuffed in there, and his face doesn’t look right(from this angle, anyway).

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a former mortician. The pope's body will be displayed in an open casket for a very long time so it practically needs to be pickled. That level of preservation comes at the cost of the body becoming as stiff as a peice of furniture and the skin having a greyish tone.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I thought he looked like an anatomy specimen. It's kinda freaky seeing that outside of a lab.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weird way to respect the deceased.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

He specifically did not want to be on display like this so there's no respect being applied what so ever.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I thought they just gave it a fresh coat of paint at this point.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

It's because he's dead

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

and his face doesn’t look right

It's like they just left him there.

[–] Rebecca_Corndogs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm a mortician and all we have been talking about is how shit of a job they did. We call those pancake hands because they're flat. They're also hovering, which is why they look so unnatural. They didn't use any dye, which is why he's that horrible color. It's called formaldehyde gray. I guess maybe dye is left out for some religious reason? But there is absolutely no excuse for those hands.

We all assume it was done by some old guy who only does embalmings once every 10 years, or however often a Pope is dying.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His hands are even floating above his body, not even resting.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's casting heal serious wound.

[–] philoko@ani.social 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Does the embalming fluid have to get blessed beforehand?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Only The Great Organist Dr. Phybes gets the blessed embalming fluid.

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

I'll watch anything with Nate Bargatze in it. I actually wanted to vote for Mary's idea as well.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

I mean he was dying to get up there

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I hadn't watched SNL in a while. Funny joke, but the acting was pretty cringe. Do they always read off the cards so obviously now?

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, now I want my body to go down a water slide after I die.

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Straight into the flames, high speed cremation

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If there aren’t water slides in heaven I don’t wanna go

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh man I haven't heard that song in forever

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

If they don't have water slides in heaven, it's not heaven.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

i saw a documentary about this called The Running Man (1987).

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
[–] diverging@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Almost looks like they are trying to imitate Jesus' posture in the shroud of Turin, but the shroud was drawn that way just to cover Jesus' penis, so that they would not have to have it displayed. When an actual dead body is forced into that position, it just shows how unnatural it is.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hands pointing down to where he wants the alter boys.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Damn! That one is new to me. Freaking great! Weird thing that I had to use a VPN to watch it. Apparently blocked in Canada of all places.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

his hands look fake in this picture. like they are printed jpegs of his hands on poster board poking out of his sleeves

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should have used a plumbus

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I was gonna play devils advocate here and say maybe they didn’t have one but … everyone has a plumbus

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Launch down a chute 😂

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I guess he doesn't have to really cross his legs anymore. The rigor will take care of that intrusive water.

[–] JamonBear@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago