Honestly unsure if this is fake, thanks 2025!
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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LETS GO
of what?
PAPA BLESS
Yes daddy 🥵🥵🥵
Blessed is the round, and blessed is the cartridge for it holds the round and all of its fury
Blessed is the magazine for receiving the round and holding it close.
Blessed is the barrel, for providing direction and guidance to the round
And most of all, blessed is Kurt Cobain for giving the round purpose, and for receiving all of its love within his body 😌
I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye...
I kill with my heart
Thankee sai
This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun
Yes I know, it was a shotty.
Apparently the way to make suicide jokes still funny in 2025 is to have had it happen in the 90s and for the person to be famous and queer?
Wat
Cobain was just the first person I thought of that'd make it clear it was satire, and I didn't wanna spend all night working on a stupid joke
what does him being queer have to do with it?
Also people are now making jokes about 9/11. Tragedy turns into comedy after 20 years.
Cobain was queer? Neat...
Definitely queer, impossible to say for certain if they were trans because they never had a chance to figure that out but based on a lot of things they said and did it seems likely.
Huh?
Were they not supposed to be funny normally?
Are we not all on the brink?
Baptizing converts in Jack Danials and performing exorcisms using the US constitution, let's f***ing go
farting? ...no it's fishing isn't it.
fisting
There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit
The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.
Yeah - there's actual video evidence of it exploding! Unfortunately that means that it no longer exists, so that would explain why it's absent from the Pope's blessèd gun rack.
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By the grace of the Omnissiah
This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.
https://www.facebook.com/100064566290627/posts/2056680241038122/
Reverse image search.
For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:
The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.
But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn't harm people...
grabs rifle
I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
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The Vatican is such a huge scandalous and r@py real estate conglomerate. It's crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out. Goes to show theres still lots of preconceived notions that needs to be addressed
It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.
Are you living under a rock?
My mom is Catholic and called him another diddler lol.
Do they deal holy damage now?
+10 holy damage
+3 critical hit chance
+2 accuracy
-5 damage against atheists
How much damage can a human take though?
Based on these stats, going to guess 10-15HP, tops.
Cops once shot an innocent bystander more than 100 times and he didn't die
Bad news on the religious beliefs of deer.....
Yeah I think many humans worship the deer religion. I hear people say "Deer God..." when they pray.
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