Remove boogeyman from under the bed. That will automatically remove the need for the cross.
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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Religion.
Maybe remove the dead guy from the wall.
Yes, it's obviously the ancient death cult symbol that stifles humanity and individuality that would make that room feel claustrophobic.
You have to let him into your heart or he's going to torture you for all eternity.
No he's not, he's lazy AF. All he did was sacrifice his weekend for all of humanity. Do you really think he's going to haunt anyone, when that's all he could spare for humankind?
Only thing in my heart is excess cholesterol.
Don't inject tren directly into your heart then, nerd
I recommend purging the vengeful ghost or whatever evil spirit is haunting that place and getting out of whatever rural or abandoned town that building is located in. It's likely in the upper northeast or midwest and would be the kind of place that Stephen King would set his next novel in.
You need to remove walls. Next time she'll be comfortable!
It's you
Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix
with*
What is this? A crucifix for ants?!
Why is the window so much larger than the crucifix? Shows their priorities. A true crucifixion lover would nix the bed and just have a full size wooden cross.
Obviously a window-worshipping pagan.
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This stool clearly has too many legs. It's way more fun with only 2!
I only have 2 legs and I'm doing fine
You can't sit for long on a stool with only two legs; I think it just becomes a stool sample at that point.
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The cross. Religious mythology is not useful to society.
Mythology isn't a problem. The issue is convincing huge swaths of a population to believe mythology is true.
I don't know, viking gods are kinda cool
idk, combined with the gloomy atmosphere, it seems like its the only thing keeping OOP safe from a demonic spirit that was summoned during a sleepover using a death ritual
How would we get to Heaven without religion?
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will accept you for your virtue. If the gods are unjust, then they weren't worth worshiping anyway. And if there are no gods, then at least you lived a good life to be remembered by .
The first step is dying I think
F-18 Hornets.
Be a good person? I don't need religion to live a productive life.
I agree, I was just wondering how to get to Heaven, but others have pointed out F-18s, a new Tower of Babel, etc...so I think we're set.
If we remake the tower of babel with modern construction techniques I don't think god could destroy it as easily.
Fair. And maybe you could put the F-18 runway at the top.
There's a stairway you can buy. Pretty simple really
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If your junk is making people uncomfortable, you should probably pull up your pants and close the zipper.
Take all the Busch light cans out, yes the ones under the bed
But they're propping up the mattress!
Throw out the bed, the stool, and the crucifix. Sleep on the bare floor, ideally naked. Peak minimalism achieved.
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Remove the friend
The window. Get rid of it.
Well its obvious you don't have enough room here. Burn the house down and enjoy the wide open spaces.
Tell her she can come out from under the bed.
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