Asklemmy

~~I put liquid soap in the palm of my left hand. Turn one the water and put my right hand under, then let water roll off into my left hand. Turn off the water. Wash hands without wasting water. Turn it on to rinse.~~

~~There's a guy at my office who would let the water run for the entire five minutes that he brushed his teeth after lunch. I got so sick of it that I printed a sign and taped it to the wall. It said not to waste water and to turn it off while brushing. I haven't seen him doing it since, but I also haven't seen him at all since. I hope he saw it before someone took it down.~~

Edit: misread the title.

My hands.

I suspect at some point I'll switch to a brush with a handle.

Water

I have a small hammer I use, to lightly chip away at the wall tiles to provide both exfoliation, a back scratcher, and acupuncture all in one.

Japanese exfoliating wash cloth

I got long arms and an exfoliating luffa. I just wash every part. There's no part of my back that I can't reach.

I get my partner to do it for me!

I’m surprised how few answers actually include actually practical and helpful tools such as a bathing brush with a good long grip to reach just about everywhere. Is this a cultural thing? I swear I’ve seen them in British tv series at the very least, so I know for sure these are a common thing at least in the Nordics and the UK.

But I mean it’s the best. Really gets the old dead skin cells and other stuff off, and the blood flowing. The bristles are a bit rough, but that just makes it that much more pleasurable, you really feel it!

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These things, surely they are mostly everywhere?

I rub my bar of soap on it and then wash it off. Do you not?

With someone else's front?

Reach as far as I can, use trickle-down soapenomics to take care of the rest.

Long ago I planted a colony of sentient microbes there, and bade them subdue the area and keep it free of vermin. They have tamed the wilderness and established a sophisticated, well ordered civilization. Although recently I have been feeling a lot warmer.

Bend the arm the ouchholyfuckalmostreach way. Scrub. Then bend the arm the owfuckalmostjesuschrist way. Scrub again. Easy!

I use my hands on my back. You?

I got a prehensile penis.

I use a scrubbing brush with a long handle.

I got one of these things

Works pretty good and you can put some force down and really get that back nice and clean.

Do some yoga my friend!

I don’t. The mind-controlling alien parasite attached to my spine doesn’t let me when I try reaching for it…

I always wash my back very happily and with a good amount of water.

A belt-like loofa that you hold on both ends and pull from side to side.

I mean, I assume the water running down my body when I shower is good enough? Can't imagine my back of all places getting so dirty that I need to scrub it.

Right hand goes high, left hand goes low, then you criss cross apple sauce

I'll be honest... Not very well. Pretty much squeeze my loofa at the top of my back so the suds run down, then rinse. No backne or any other issues though

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

I just reach back there. I have these crazy things on my arm called "elbows".

Lather up my partners front and get them to slide up and down on my back. Then it’s my turn!

I use a brush on a long stick.

Set the showerhead to "Power Blast" and hope and pray.