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Bugs are the tits (mander.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Don't bedbugs typically bite in groups of 3s?

Also, dermatitis should be on there since it's often confused with bug bites.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

This looks like AI generated nonsense so...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Got nailed by a wasp today for the first time in 20-years! I ignore them, they ignore me, no hassle. Even had a small nest over my front door last year that I left alone.

Fuckers started building under an outside table, right at knee height, all but touched the nest. I ain't mad. I slaughtered them all and showed their aborted children to my kids as a science lesson. "EEWWW DAD!!!"

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I hate that they call it "insect bites" when several of those are stings, not bites (bee, wasp, scorpion, some ants).

Also spiders, ticks and scorpions aren't insects either!

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Can I get a vibe check on "Bug Wound"? "Bug wound" feels a bit more inclusive.

I think the last non-mosquito bug wound I got was from a cicada i was moving out of my kitchen. it tried drinking my blood?? like sap?? it hurt but it was cute. it didn't wanna leave after, either.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ah, but if we're splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This should really be marked nsfw

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

Good call. 🫡

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

This is important basically first-aid. Fucking hate prudes

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No mention of the bastard Horse Fly that chewed me up while I was strimming yesterday. I reckon the only ones I like less than the Horse Fly are the flea and the tick, and the last only because they’re disease-ridden little nightmares. That said, I’ve never been bitten by a bedbug or stung by a scorpion, so they may well be bastards too

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

Definitely. Horse flies SUCK. Painful little bastards.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Horse Flys give you some nasty welts. Bed Bugs give you PTSD.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I can see the whole “bed not being the safe retreat from the horrors of the waking world” thing being traumatic, I reckon I’d probably just burn the whole lot and start again

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

had scorpion sting ; can confirm this accuracy.

edit: it was more indented tho.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 10 points 11 months ago

*not to scale

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same for scorpions, wasps, and ants

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Don't ants bite with their mandibles?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Yes, but you'll barely feel that. They sting with their stingers, which are so small you typically won't even feel it at first. If you watch them sting up close, some of them will grab onto you with their mandibles and furiously sting you with their stinger repeatedly. Ants evolved directly from wasps and are basically wingless wasps, which is why they're such dicks

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Some also have stingers

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"spider" as if there's only one sort. Presumably likewise scorpion.

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called "Australian black widows" over here

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 11 months ago

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

Those are very comparable as redbacks are black widows :)

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Isnt a spider usually 2 marks?

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago

No.

Only exception are very large mygalomorphs (tarantulas & co.).

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

NSFW because of the scawwwy bugs ?