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Bugs are the tits (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't bedbugs typically bite in groups of 3s?

Also, dermatitis should be on there since it's often confused with bug bites.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 weeks ago

This looks like AI generated nonsense so...

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Got nailed by a wasp today for the first time in 20-years! I ignore them, they ignore me, no hassle. Even had a small nest over my front door last year that I left alone.

Fuckers started building under an outside table, right at knee height, all but touched the nest. I ain't mad. I slaughtered them all and showed their aborted children to my kids as a science lesson. "EEWWW DAD!!!"

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I hate that they call it "insect bites" when several of those are stings, not bites (bee, wasp, scorpion, some ants).

Also spiders, ticks and scorpions aren't insects either!

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can I get a vibe check on "Bug Wound"? "Bug wound" feels a bit more inclusive.

I think the last non-mosquito bug wound I got was from a cicada i was moving out of my kitchen. it tried drinking my blood?? like sap?? it hurt but it was cute. it didn't wanna leave after, either.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, but if we're splitting hairs then we must consider that none of the wee beasties in the image are true bugs.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This should really be marked nsfw

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago

Good call. 🫡

[–] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is important basically first-aid. Fucking hate prudes

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No mention of the bastard Horse Fly that chewed me up while I was strimming yesterday. I reckon the only ones I like less than the Horse Fly are the flea and the tick, and the last only because they’re disease-ridden little nightmares. That said, I’ve never been bitten by a bedbug or stung by a scorpion, so they may well be bastards too

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

Definitely. Horse flies SUCK. Painful little bastards.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Horse Flys give you some nasty welts. Bed Bugs give you PTSD.

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I can see the whole “bed not being the safe retreat from the horrors of the waking world” thing being traumatic, I reckon I’d probably just burn the whole lot and start again

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

had scorpion sting ; can confirm this accuracy.

edit: it was more indented tho.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 10 points 3 weeks ago

*not to scale

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Same for scorpions, wasps, and ants

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Don't ants bite with their mandibles?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but you'll barely feel that. They sting with their stingers, which are so small you typically won't even feel it at first. If you watch them sting up close, some of them will grab onto you with their mandibles and furiously sting you with their stinger repeatedly. Ants evolved directly from wasps and are basically wingless wasps, which is why they're such dicks

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Some also have stingers

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"spider" as if there's only one sort. Presumably likewise scorpion.

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

They are quite similar, to the point that redbacks are sometimes called "Australian black widows" over here

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is a black widow bite comparable to a redback bite (very painful, unlikely to kill an adult)?

Those are very comparable as redbacks are black widows :)

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Isnt a spider usually 2 marks?

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

No.

Only exception are very large mygalomorphs (tarantulas & co.).

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

NSFW because of the scawwwy bugs ?