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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 hours ago

I prefer "stopped clock," since broken clocks can often continue ticking, albeit at the wrong speed.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

Exactly.

Fuck, I agree with MTG this morning? And I was off to such a good start today.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 53 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This is a ''The worst person you know just made a great point.'' moment, isn't it?

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 21 points 5 hours ago

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Feels like a plague rat telling you "hey yo rats have the plague"

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 hours ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

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[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf is Matt "Statutory Rape" Gaetz doing there?

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

He thought it was a learning seminar about brainwashing hoping to use it for more 'statutory' shenanigans.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 5 hours ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

you mean the war started by the spoiled child state enabled by the USA?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 61 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

That was not on my bingo card

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 5 points 3 hours ago

She already opposed "anti-BDS" laws that would criminalize Americans for publicly declaring that they will not buy products for political reasons.

While she is a terrible person all around, she is consistent in asking "does this help America" in her idea of what "America" is supposed to be.

Evidently wasting billions on Israel, getting US soldiers killed and forbidding people in the US from voicing their opionion including on what to buy and not to buy is detrimental to the US.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 11 points 7 hours ago

you weren't paying attention then, once she said JEWISH space lasers she was fucked

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 15 points 6 hours ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

I dont even think leopards would want to eat her face ... she has those crazy chimpanzee eyes that are too close together.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 36 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Russia is pro Iran so it wasn't entirely unexpected.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

Russia is not so much "pro Iran" as it is keeping an ambiguous relationship with Israel and Iran. Russia let Israel bomb Iranian militias in Syria. Israel sold drones to Russia after Russia invaded Crimea. Israel even demanded Ukraine to just give up against Russia behind closed doors. Netanyahu praised Russia and Putin in the past months and Israel refrained from demanding sanctions on Russia since the full scale invasion 2022.

I believe that MTGs position is coming from a sincere "MAGA" position. Why should the US let Israel dictate what it is doing and what it is not doing? Why should the US on top of it pay billions to Israel for Israel to drag the US around?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 7 hours ago

Populism works because it taps into actually existing grievances. Or creates them, but in this case it's option A.

Plus she's an actual Nazi type.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 7 hours ago

She has nothing. She does nothing. She just wants to be in the headlines.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 54 points 9 hours ago

We’re in the clown dimension.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

The moment when craziest person is giving you most sane advice ...

[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 29 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day or however the saying goes.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

[while] Speaking to former Rep. Matt Gaetz on OAN

😑

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

So close, yet so far.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 39 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A republican being anti-Fox News? That's a bold strategy.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 31 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

I have heard some people refer to Fox News as being, and I quote, "liberal."

In fairness, these people are part of the MAGA crowd, so I assume they can't actually read and have no idea what the word "liberal" means.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 5 hours ago

"Liberal" is just another slur to them, like "woke."

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

During Trump's first term, Fox pushed back just slightly on some of the shit he was trying to pull. Turned out even Fox wasn't entirely comfortable with Trump being president. However, this backfired and pushed some viewers to OAN because Fox had spent the last couple decades training their viewers to hate anyone who even slightly opposes a Republican president. Of course, that increased OAN's profile, which got them on Trump's radar. Trump loves them because they won't stop sucking his dick, so he promotes them to his followers, so now a bunch of people that used to religiously watch Fox now religiously watch OAN and think that Fox isn't conservative enough.

They made a monster and it slipped its leash.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

at this rate, she's going to go so conservative that she'll end up out of a job, because women voting or getting elected is "woke".

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

Like if Serena Joy came from a trailer park

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 216 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

A broken clock...

Happy that this particular lunatic is right on this particular issue.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 129 points 12 hours ago (12 children)

I'm going to guess that Russia doesn't want us to enter the war.

[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 97 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Probably. Tucker Carlson is saying the same thing, so their handlers are telling them “nope, we don’t like that”.

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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Putin gets his drones from Iran

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[–] Alue42@fedia.io 60 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Before you get too excited, this was an interview with OAN, and that she thinks people should be paying more attention to OAN

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago

Going on OAN and calling Fox News right wing propaganda is peak irony.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, sanity from MTG?? WHAT PLANET IS THIS

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 26 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

"We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does"

Greene claimed that since Carlson was fired from "neocon network Fox News, he has more popularity and viewers than ever before" and that "he unapologetically believes the same things I do."

Yeah, nah.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 99 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Brainwashed by what, MTG? Is it the Jewish space lasers again?

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