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That's 2,760 C. holy shit. poor guy. I'm so glad these hunks of rubbish are banned here in the UK
Oh cool. The deathtrap also has "cremation mode" enabled. Saves everyone the trouble I suppose.
I wonder when Tesla will start charging extra for cremation mode
Depends if you want the "Watery Coffin mode" enabled too which does transfer upon sale of the vehicle. It's part of the "Horrible Deaths" package that's attached with additional almost-llegal blue tape to the frunk. It's their way of saying thank you for buying their vehicle.
Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."
Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.
Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."
Mmm cha mmm mm cha Mmm cha mmm mm cha
Single serving sugar
Single serving
Another reason to ditch teslas
Are you factoring in the fact that there have been substantially more Tesla's sold than a Ford Pinto? Like, what's the per 100,000 units car sold metric?
Sheehan was driving home when the Cybertruck “left the road” and struck a large concrete culvert, after which the vehicle’s “hyper volatile” battery system went into “thermal runaway” – a chain reaction of short-circuits ultimately resulting in uncontrollable temperature escalation – and caught fire.
Once power was lost, it was impossible for Sheehan to open the Cybertruck’s electrically operated doors in the normal way, the complaint goes on, highlighting a major issue that has similarly doomed others riding in Teslas. The external door handles also failed to work, and the emergency manual door release handles within the Cybertruck are “unreasonably difficult to locate in an emergency,” the complaint states.
These design problems are so glaringly obvious that the fact Tesla hasn't bothered to fix them gives big "fuck you" vibes. A company's culture comes from the top.
This should obviouslybe illegal, but you gotta be pretty fucking stupid to buy one in the first place.
Sure is good that DOGE got rid of everyone who was investigating Tesla.
they haven't bothered to fix them because elon doesn't give a fuck about dead people.
In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”
How appropriate that a Swastitruck cremates its drivers.
I'm sitting here wondering if the still, legally, need to go through a funeral home, or if the medical examiner just hands them a box and says "you guys are good".
We anything be recoverable? I can't imagine there was much of anything left.
There will be some extremely brittle but recognizable bone fragments. Crematories put the ashes through a pulverizer that turns them into a fine white powder. I can't imagine there's a lot though. And it would be a nightmare to... Scoop up?
It is beautiful.
Elon: If the bones disintegrated, how do you know anyone was even in there? 😏
okay but that's pretty fucking metal
I'd say the cybertruck is quite the opposite: ugly fucking metal
pretty ugly metal?
Load up batteries into a Swastikar with a massive number of recalls that was manufactured by a company run by an ultimate idiot who lives by "move fast and break things" ...
What did you think you bought? Something good? 🤡 🫏 🖕 💩
You signed your death warrant when you bought an Incel Camino
The Camino was cool as shit. The swastidumpster looks like a stoned 3 year old drew it with what was left after snacking on a crayon
Yeah, but in his defense I don't think there's anything in the safety regulations about post mortem remains being identifiable. LOL.
a 100k charcuterie machine, a mobile crematorium, or a venison slicer. a swiss army knife of cars.
The perfect fake death.
Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.
Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.
Edit: okay there's a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.
Just pretend you're German and go to Venezuela.
So, a mobile crematorium. How apt.
Fitting for a Nazi car really
It's all computers!
5 out of 10: Shit car; great Viking funeral.
Tesla ad: SAVE BIG ON BURIAL/CREMATION SERVICES