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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 106 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's from The Truman Show, yeah?

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago
[–] jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I’ve tried other cocoas— this one’s the best!

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in 201 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

hello guys yea I love Linux products please buy Enterprise Support it's so good trust me

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I’m just like you. Perfectly relatable. And definitely no an AI bot Using fifty forged IDs.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 73 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 75 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Great. Saving to use when appropriate.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 5 points 12 hours ago

Would you like to join me for some food intake and exchange of emotions?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 18 hours ago

I use {branded reward card} but use their {branded delivery service} for the low fee of {half average emergency fund} for the opportunity to feed their logicistic system my house data when I use {branded subscription model} and be charged what they feel the product is worth they week. The best part is the reduction in basal calorie needs as I slowly get too fat to leave the house.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 50 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I've definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn't sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It's pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

user_name, the username so generic it has to ironically be human. Only thing missing is a number at the end

[–] user@startrek.website 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Best way to have forgetful username.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Hello, generic cousin

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 20 hours ago

the small subs seem to be the only place real interaction happens. local sports teams and city subs some of the fan based subs, etc ..

anything that gets on the front pages goes to shit

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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I only go to Whole Foods for a few specific stuff items that I can't get elsewhere due to food allergies. There is no way they are the cheapest place to get groceries.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 13 hours ago

They actually sell the cheapest veggies and tofu in my area. I honestly don't bother looking at anything else they have so I can't speak otherwise.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 102 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Is this the kind of AI ads they were talking about?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Maybe. Some people are this basic though. Not that that's a good excuse.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Last night I brought up a Burger King meal I saw on a commercial to my friends in IRC. We all agreed it was less expensive than we thought it would be and one guy actually ordered it. Some of us ARE that basic, lol.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 22 hours ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 65 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

What does the comment history look like on those accounts? I’m guessing when you pay for the spam package, they create fake comment histories for the bot accounts.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 84 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Report them for hate speech.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 22 hours ago

Ooh that’s a good one. Sounds legit.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 19 hours ago

Kinda wanna embrace our AI overlords ngl.

[–] McTavern@lemmy.world 60 points 22 hours ago

First guy has a short history within one post five months ago, then 3 years prior. Second guy and third guy has a big gap 3-7 year gap in history then suddenly a lot of comments. So yea, bots.

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (6 children)

Often times the services have a fleet of accounts, they have them do reposts of old popular posts with titles and some content rephrased, then some of the rest of the fleet copies the top comments and rephrases those and posts them below.

This builds a history of realistic and semi popular looking posts in a way that is fairly easy to automate . Anyone who looks closely could potentially figure out a given account, or even cluster of accounts, is farmed, but it takes effort and time to prove it, more effort and time than it takes for them to spool up another batch of bots.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't forget to add a typo in the title of the repost for extra engagement!

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They also buy active accounts with high karma and age. I got offered $100 in BTC for my account one time. I guess they did not look at how horny my comments were.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 14 hours ago

The horny just adds credibility

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i'm glad you guys think this is bots, i know people who suck this badly

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a time when i used to subscribe to Hydro Homies and there was always someone in the comments tryna hawk a Berkey water filter.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Damn that sucks. I prefer the refreshing taste of Mug Root Beer™.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

I used to work with a guy who would drink a Mug Root Beer™ at every break. He was obsessed with that shit.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 22 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (5 children)

I don't think that's actually an unusual conversation for people who live in Manhattan to have. The comments about relative prices are accurate in my experience - I live on the same block as a Gristides and I still never shop there because of how expensive it is, even compared to Whole Foods. I get most of my groceries in Brooklyn on the weekends.

I also know a woman with a whole stack of different credit cards, so she always has the one that gives her the most rewards for whatever specific thing she's buying. I'm sure she has one for grocery shopping.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

Making extensive use of food delivery services is a trait i unapologetically use to filter people out of my life. (Unless they have medical reasons...)

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 18 points 22 hours ago (12 children)

Why? I know several young families that just don't have the time or a car to get groceries for the whole week, delivery services help them a lot

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