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[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I bet theres still always carrots in it.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Your username could be interpreted as analogous to their digestive system.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately if can also lodge inedibles in their throat such as plastic wrap.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (4 children)

And plastic bags keep them from being able to vomit out the water.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

They generally expel the water out the nostrils so drinking straws love to get lodged in their noses. Then they slowly die of starvation. Isn't life beautiful?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but think of the CEOs! What would happen if they didn't buy a new supercar each year at least?

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Aww, shit. I've been using the same ALDI bags for years now. I guess they'll have to cut back on their avocado toast. 🤷‍♂️

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago

Isn't nature beautiful

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This would have been a useful upgrade during Uni...

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Purge the booze, keep the snacks. Yeah that's handy.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Booze the purge, snack the keeps?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No no no

Snack the keeps, booze the purge

That’s what they meant

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought they were implying "Purge the keep, snack the booze."

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Maybe it could've been "Yeah the booze. Purge the snacks. Keep that's handy"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Imagine if human digestion worked this way. Next to every drinking fountain would be a purge trough.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They're filter feeders? Like whales, but the teeth are in the neck?

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't a reverse filter mix things together

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think a reverse filter would only let large particles through while retaining the ones to small to pass through it.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 1 day ago

So size exclusion chromatography

[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's still just a filter. A filter is something that separates and divides a mixed group into specific categories. So a reverse filter would be the opposite of that. Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Something that takes separate groups and mixes them together.

I've got a system like that, you can mix together things from any group you want: fruits and vegetables, proteins, grains, you name it. Unfortunately the end product isn't what I'd describe as desirable.

[–] CityPop@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So do they just have no gut acid? How quickly does that regenerate if you’re giving your stomach a seawater oral enema every time you eat.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

turtles, because of the jellyfish they eat have very thick eosophagus lining, i assume thier stomaches are equally touch.

[–] cenzorrll@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

Well, our stomachs are not at full acid all the time, only when we eat. I imagine it's pretty similar.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So if they can’t swallow something do they just die

[–] Hule@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Don't we all?

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Now that's classy

[–] feinstruktur@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sspine doesn't make sense here at all. I assume OP meant esophagus/ gullet.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It says spines, rather than spine. The esophagus is covered in spines (think like the spines on a porcupine, not a backbone).

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those "spines" are called papillae, for anyone wanting specifics.

[–] feinstruktur@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks to all for the English lesson! I've learned something.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

More a biology lesson. It's the scientific word for the appendage. Human's — I believe all mammals as well — have them lining our lower intestines. They help us absorb nutrients by increasing surface area.

The word itself, papillae, just means "a small, rounded part which protrudes from an organ/ nipple" from Latin.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Seems like they meant spines to me? As in those little spikey spines pointing backwards down the esophagus?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

An odd dragon

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reverse filter is a strainer or sieve.

[–] thelasttoot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Strainers and sieves are filters. A filter is a filter. A reverse filter is still a filter. Direction doesn't make a difference because direction is subjective.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Direction matters in what you keep. A filter you keep the water. A strainer/sieve you keep the contents. Direction does matter, that's why the comic has to specify reverse filter. But it's a poor choice of words because reverse means it's a strainer/sieve.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, unless you used the strainer/sieve to get and keep fine cake flour (the water in your analogy) from coarse flour (the contents).

Or like in the way they use sieves to sort gravel. They keep all of it.

My point is, direction is relative.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh using multiple accounts then?

The one here is water and contents. Like water filter, you keep the water. Or pasta strainer, you keep the pasta. Hell even the comic says reverse filter. You're trying to ignore common day parlance. Ciao.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh using multiple accounts then?

Nope, multiple people disagree with you.

Or pasta strainer, you keep the pasta.

You're also supposed to keep some of the water to thicken the sauce typically

You're trying to ignore common day parlance.

And you're ignoring the gravel sieve example where everything is kept, because it's inconvenient for your argument.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

You said "My point" not "Their point".

This comic is water and its contents. Anyway, you're being weird (b b but some water is kept!) and weirdly confrontational about this so ciao.

That must feel so good

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't check valve be more accurate?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It only stops solids above a certain size, so a filter is more accurate. Check valves generally stop everything or all of a class of things, the turtle passes all liquid and some solids

Our heart valves are check valves

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