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This is about this

I made this with photo editing tools bc I can't defeat 4chan's captchas

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This sounds like the kind of flirting I'd expect after seeing '80s and '90s teen angst movies. In retrospect screenwriters just don't understand how humans interact, or rather they just don't care and go for madcap antics instead.

I'm way neurodivergent, and was completely unaware of human interaction, so I was looking at Pretty in Pink and St. Elmo's Fire (etc. etc.) trying to decipher how all that works.

I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction. (Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets thanks to some amazing strokes of fortune.)

After the fact, in recollection, I realized then that a lot of women in my young adult life were signalling me and I never knew.

I also realized my aunt was totally hitting on me when I was sixteen. That's all sorts of awkward to reconcile.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 21 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Note that I matrix-dodged a barrage of incel-to-fascist pipeline bullets

Here goes my hero

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

I aim into the urinary

I'm glad they got strokes too

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 6 days ago

"I became sexually active at 26 after folks from the kink community noticed my nerdy vibe, and they schooled me in some basic human interaction."

Solidarity fist bump. My own experience was somewhat different, but there is the common ground of learning communication skills on a lag, and learning from a niche community of lovely weirdos

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

That's exactly my experience, minus the creepy aunt and the kink community. My girlfriend is the exact same and I still don't know how we managed a first kiss. I wouldn't miss it for the world now, though.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Girl tries flirting by biting lip

I use arch btw

[–] FrederikNJS@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Does the distro depend on it

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Her own, or his?

you ever moderated an online forum, big guy? Yeah, I bet you have.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But do you actually use arch?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

no :( ubuntu or fedora. I am not worthy quickly leaves in shame

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago
[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a copypasta reference of another post from the guy's perspective.

From his perspective, she is just a weird coworker who likes to touch his food, and he gets tired of telling her off.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago

I've never seen that link before in my life

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

I like it when these little dramas align on the front page:

[–] 90s_hacker@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How are we so sure bro wasn't just flirting back?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 6 days ago

Because he was smashing the burger, not femanon.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 6 days ago

Fake: well obviously

Gay: almost certainly written by a guy

[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My brother did this to me once. Not because I was trying to fuck by touching his food, he did it just to fuck with me.

Hey Tungsten5, watch this

Punches the fuck out of my macdons burger, flattening it

He also pulled the same line before doing burnout in my car.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

you don't fuck with moms spaghetti.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Deserved, you don't mess with people's food PERIOD

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