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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I love the month of Jay

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests

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[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Captchas are really getting out of hand.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago
[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Joctober and Novemy sound fun!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Septoctougust

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.

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Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know

[–] rustyredox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶

[–] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

deculyugust

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 5 days ago
[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

septuneuary

They can't even align the goddam controls smdh

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Febranber. Those who know, remember.

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