Programmer Humor

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Wake me up when Septempril ends

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

Jocktober

j'october

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

Managust, the manliest of months.

I use febr a rch btw

Decay is my favourite month

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

I was born in _arch, btw.

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

at least no bot will solve this

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

Febroctobus

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

Best CAPTCHA ever!

      y  
   a  
m  

I love the month of Jay

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober