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So he makes $750k a year, an income in the 99.9th percentile, and still lives at home?

Poor Tommy Devito.

[–] Peckerhead321@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago
[–] The_Wata_Boy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

If the Giants win out I want Tommy to bring the boys back to his house for dinner. Watching his mom cook for the team while they chill in the basement is primetime TV.

[–] katastrophyx@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol. Dude makes my annual salary in 2.5 weeks and still lives at home with his mom. This housing market is absolutely out of control.

/s

[–] spideralex90@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

$110k in Detroit is probably a similar take home to $750k in New York

/s

[–] Deep-Secret@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Every time Tommy is mentioned makes me think of that one scene in Inglorious Basterds when Brad Pitt says bawndjorno

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[–] doubletrouble1792@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I play QB on madden for $44k a year

[–] TammyRingworm@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ma! Ma! We having chicken tonight or what?

[–] Writerhaha@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sunday afternoon he beats the Commanders, Sunday night, all about baked ziti.

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[–] MarkingOut44@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

People hate success and smart financial choices in this economy

[–] pickleparty16@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I couldn't car less if he lived at home but do your own damn laundry

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[–] F-150Pablo@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Poor guy only 44k a game. He must be broke.

[–] MarkingOut44@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

It's more that he has his family take care of everything non football related. He already has everything he needs at his house right now. Saving money is just a bonus

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[–] Alexisonfire24@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A classic mammone. Every Italian boy lives with his mom until he's married.

[–] Rfisk064@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Wit his muddah

[–] senor_zanjeer@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty common in India/Pakistan too. Especially Panjabi people.

Multi-generation living is pretty common and honesty a necessity in some parts of the world for real estate.

[–] Wageslave710@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Yupp did until I was 26. My wife even lived with us, but I waited till I had a house. No way was I being a married man in my moms house 😂.

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[–] Bx_nood@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] ambulocetus_@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

i bought some capocollo yesterday after seeing it in like every episode of the Sopranos (finally watching it..), and it's so fuckin good 😋

[–] mkvii1989@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see him do that gesture to celebrate the Saquon TD pass? So Jersey Italian it almost hurts. Lol

[–] DisgruntledTexansFan@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want his jersey now. Maybe a TD chain. Dude is a meme .

I’m going to New York next week, let me know if anywhere is making a Devito sangwich in his honor

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[–] TheFencingCoach@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?

This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents

And Clarence' parents have a real good marriage

This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook

[–] _HGCenty@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Time to rename the franchise the New Jersey Football Giants.

[–] mab6710@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mom, the meatloaf!!

FUCK!!

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[–] FarAd6557@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good for him. Stack those chips man.

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[–] Thrashed0066@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] kjorav17@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

He stackin’ sats

[–] PoogeneBalloonanny@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] PaddyMayonaise@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With a name like that I imagine.

Lol yea he’s from cedar grove

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[–] LuckyMo200@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Think they still claim him as a dependent?

[–] trenzy@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Asking the real questions!

[–] Dr-McLuvin@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (15 children)
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[–] Cautrica1@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Never will I understand what’s so bad about living with your parents rent free and stacking money in your early 20s

[–] blotsfan@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Doing this is a large part of why I now own a house.

[–] yellowtriangles@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I'd rather have sex under my own roof

[–] Transmaniacon89@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

His family is Italian, she probably prefers he live at home.

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[–] RyanPelley@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing bad about it. Just don't be like me. Living with parents my entire 20s and not saving money.

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[–] PaddyMayonaise@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (16 children)

“Tommy, tommy, ya gotta get ready fa church. Let’s go, your grahndmutha alreadys got the pork roll ready and ya eggs are gettin cold, sweety, yav got to get up and go.”

“Ma. MA. I TOLJA already. I can’t! I play for the Giants now, I gotta game! I gotta get ta work, ma! You KNÜ this!”

“Ah, so your little game is more important than breakfast with your grandma and your own mother. Fine. Go play ya game, Thomas.”

[–] WorldOnFire83@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Is Tommy's mom my mom? Well done capturing the Italian-American mom guilt, which, for some reason, always includes the use of their kids' full name.

[–] erica_638@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

…did you write for The Sopranos?

[–] madurosnstouts@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

“At least you’ll be home fuh Sunday dinnah right”?

……

“I’m a terrible motha, my own son, not gonna be home fuh Sunday dinnah”.

[–] Temporal_Enigma@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

"I wish the Lord would take me now"

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[–] gavgavrkorko@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so fucking accurate that it hurts my sides

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[–] OutfieldOfNightmares@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cedar Grove is Taylor ham territory

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[–] drmctesticles@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine Tommy stopping the church in his Trans Am for a quick blessing before the game

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[–] EctoRiddler@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

I get it. Save that money. He knows his career will not be a long one and this isn’t set for life money.

[–] JPAnalyst@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tommy don’t live with people…people live with him!

[–] Thats-nice-smile@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Tommy you breaking your mamas heart

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