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[–] grrk@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This is some crazy color coordination for me.

I think it's a sign to put some south in my south-mouth? I'm too high to decipher this message from the universe

P.s - nice username, Gork

[–] percent@infosec.pub 12 points 9 hours ago

That reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 61 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

“South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not new lol

It'd also been called the vertical smile.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well boy do I have a horror film for you....

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷

Do you not brush?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My partner's been using it for 20 years.

Oh shit...is this how I find out she's a time traveler?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

She always knew you'd find out.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago

Ow my brain.

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, I read it as “put some south in your mouth”

And I was like, damn southerners are stinky

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

I think that's what it's supposed to say but we've all Don't Dead Open Insided it

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago
[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 23 points 13 hours ago

S O U T H M O U T H

[–] notsure@fedia.io 6 points 11 hours ago

...darling it's better down where it's wetter...

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 5 points 12 hours ago

There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him "South."

"Put some South in yo mouth!" was his constant catchphrase.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well don't put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

You're just suffering from an ear infucktion.

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Mmmm, tastes like poverty

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Feel good from Mouth to South!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed