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[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 191 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

And yet, their comment was on point. Maybe its like w double negative

[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (6 children)

If you happened to have an unusually high IQ, why you would you choose to join Mensa, or be a moderator on Reddit for that matter?

The smartest thing you can do is obfuscate your level of intelligence, not brag about it. That's just how you end up doing more work and getting blamed by everyone around you.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obfuscate your intelligence? Being a reddit mod sounds like it's part of the plan, then.

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[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 129 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Gotta be dumb af to not like big booty latinas

[–] artiman@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn right, that's why I married one.

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (5 children)

as someone who qualifies for mensa but like, i ain't paying a subscription fee to be in the smart people club, that sounds really dumb (and also IQ testing is sketchy at best to begin with)

yes, i always appreciate a big booty, on any ethnicity or gender, so latinas are indeed included

[–] DawnOfTime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 week ago

Haha I always thought that people running mensa are the real geniuses for basically selling self-esteem

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly! Mensa is essentially the filter for people who think they’re smart but actually aren’t.

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

paying a subscription

Waat

[–] grue@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Mensa is for people smart enough to qualify, but dumb enough to get scammed.

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I took their online test out of curiosity and it said I was qualified to join. It was interesting to figure out the mechanism of it though.

From what I gathered, it seems what they’re really measuring is your capacity for pattern recognition and association or something along those lines.

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IQ testing as many other things, has racist origins and is for all intents and purposes quite useless imo

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

In the process of diagnosing ADHS (dyslexia, other) disabilities, a IQ test is used to establish a baseline of what other people with a similar result can and cannot do and this is compared to what you can and cannot do.

IQ tests do have uses.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yup, just like BMI. It's useful for things and the doctors are aware it isn't perfect but that's not what the general population thinks.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"BMI is useless if you have a lot of muscle weight" - Guy with a lot of fat weight

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[–] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

People are allergic to nuance.

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago
[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doubt you'd find either in a Mensa subreddit.

[–] Photuris@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Ok, so there is a pattern to this, and it has nothing to do with IQ per se.

It has everything to do with political alignment. And it’s a multi-variant association (1. booty v. boobs, and 2. race / ethnicity / religion).

I’ll use US-centric political terminology here.

Hear me out:

  1. Men who prefer big healthy asses tend to lean left/Democrat/liberal/progressive. Men who prefer big boobs tend to lean right/Republican/conservative/fash.

  2. Men who are willing to date outside their own race / ethnicity tend to be more progressive than those who prefer to stay within their own race / ethnicity (although progressives can happily find partners within their own ethnic group, too; whereas conservative almost always look within their own ethnicity first).

So, an appreciation for big booty Latinas signifies a. someone who leans left (booty), and b. a progressive willing to date outside their own race (assuming he’s not also Latino).

A progressive / Democrat / liberal / lefty can also date PAWGs, big booty Black women, etc. and be perfectly happy.

A Republican will only date someone within their ethnicity 95%+ of the time (some exceptions exist, but it’s relatively rare), and they ALWAYS prefer big mommy milkers, caring very little, or naught at all, for booties.

So there you go. This is 100% anecdote, but one day, I guarantee, the research and science will back me up on this, as soon as someone conducts it.

In the meantime, think about all the straight men you know in your life, and think about their partners. You’ll begin to notice the pattern. Some exceptions, sure, but a pattern nonetheless.

As of yet inconclusive: whether or not “horseshoe theory” applies to any of this. I’ll need more samplings from Leftist authoritarians to compare against Left-liberals, Left-libertarians, and Left-anarchists. More data needed.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Progressive here.

I'm a boobs guy and never have I dated outside my ethnic group

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anecdote disproves unsubstantiated opinion.

Science!

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago

Cons:

No science points were generated

Pros:

Talked about some boobs

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

This is 100% anecdote, but one day, I guarantee, the research and science will back me up on this, as soon as someone conducts it.

What's stopping you? Haven't you heard that the only difference between science and screwing around is writing things down? Start screwing around and writing down your findings!

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[–] Mikina@programming.dev 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I don't get why something like Mesa even exists. Like, what even is the moment where pulling out your Mensa card is a good idea?

Assuming you are inteligent, you should know that flashing a card from a gatekept "clever people" club will probably not impress many people, just like you should recognize that the test you did doesn't mean shit and IQ is not a good way how to measure people.

[–] ProfessorPeregrine@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Yeah, no one "flashes a Mensa card" unless they are a jerk. We joined many years ago when we lived in Iowa for the social aspect. The parties are a lot of fun and the people are all fascinating. Not all people you want to spend time with, but fascinating. We let our memberships lapse when we moved back to Colorado.

Nearly universally, Mensans recognized that IQ is only measure of how well you do on an IQ test (which, as you may know, was never intended as a test for the upper end, only to find students who needed intervention) or the other allowed tests.

There were materially successful people and not, socially adept and not. People we learned to avoid and people who became friends. Cringe and connection.

I suppose it is like any other social club where you have something in common with the additional kicker that people were not holding back in conversation. You had the chance to rapidly be humbled in that case if you went on at length about some favorite topic only to find out the person you were talking to was an expert in it.

Plus there were cool speakers and field trips. "Dumb things smart people do" was one of our favorites.

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[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 33 points 1 week ago (6 children)

As a big booty latino I feel both interested and offended by this.

Also, don't take our big booty latinas pls. We need them for .

Go find yourself an IQ 300 mensa nerd. They need you

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 33 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I wish I could remember the story but there was a guy that joined Mensa so he could con people. It worked too which rather seems to suggest that the entry requirements are not all that stringent.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 week ago (14 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or computational intelligence isn't the same thing as skepticism

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

And over-identifying woth it is something arrogant shit heads who are easy to con do.

Unlike me. I'm better than that.

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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't mensa sort of a con itself?

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think their entry requirements are doing exactly what they're supposed to.

The problem is that intelligence, even if we could measure it correctly, doesn't and shouldn't imply what a person knows, nor their experiences and the wisdom that they carry.

Someone can be learned with a low IQ. Someone can be wise and similarly low IQ. In the same way, someone with a high IQ can be unwise.

The problem with having only one individual metric for a group which believes themselves to compose the smartest people, is that they're arrogant. I know plenty of people who are so extremely intelligent that I am certain that they could be a part of Mensa; yet, they are not. When they looked into it, they decided it would be unwise to become a member, given the requirements and the attitudes of, and about, the group.

Hell, there's a decent chance I could get in. I've never tried and I don't care to, for all the same reasons, so I would never know if I could "make it" or not.

Their arrogance and hubris is their undoing.

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[–] spechter@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Science still can't figure it out

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Iq is no measurement of objective intelligence but that of shape recognition, plus supposedly some other skills that they, the companies making IQ tests, actually made up

Tho I reckon personality is often more important than looks, but I would find it irrealistic for anyone to dislike them

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

shape recognition

Precisely why they would like big booty latinas.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Tho I reckon personality is often more important than looks

For long term attraction, I agree. However, if we're just talking about looking at for science, I don't think personality matters much.

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, high iq people like big tiddy latinas.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't believe their supposedly high IQ otherwise.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] moshankey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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