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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 193 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In 2020, Joe Rogan moved from Los Angeles to Austin after visiting and realizing he didn't have to wear a mask at a restaurant.

What a profoundly stupid man. Him and all his idiot followers deserve far worse than they're getting.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 80 points 6 days ago

Lol he moved for tax reasons but that probably wouldn't play well with his listeners

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love how when you talk to Texans. They’ll say the cities are cesspools of liberal waste. But then you point out the hate in the small communities around the cities and then they get chatty. Oh it’s not that bad. It’s not terrible.

No bro. It’s terrible. It’s a shit hole. And you’re lying to yourself if you don’t believe that.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm a Texan and the cities are the only half decent parts of the state.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just can’t deal with your side walk situation. That shit was a death trap in Dallas. Literal sidewalks lead you into highway on ramps with no crossing paths for anything. Wtf

[–] Soulg@ani.social 4 points 5 days ago

It's fucking awful. The roads aren't any better

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

He moved there because he didn't want to wear a mask during COVID times? Lol that's so stupid that was just a temporary thing anyways who bases their life decisions on something so stupid?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

He's there because there's no income tax and he didn't want to pay on the Spotify deal.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

Very stupid people. Like Joe Rogan.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

They hate liberals, but want the liberal culture and benefits. Losers.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 37 points 6 days ago

Texas is a shit hole.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 6 days ago

Who was it who said, "If you want America to build a wall along its southern boarder, let Texas secede."

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 days ago

I've really enjoyed the stream of articles about people who bagged on coastal cities moving to Texas and finding out why you don't want to live in Texas. I knew just from a connecting flight in Dallas Fort Worth airport where we had a layover. So many cowboy boots, cowboy hats, and huge belt buckles. I don't trust anyone who dresses like that not to suck.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everything’s bigger and dumber in Texas.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Texas is great. Texas politics is dogshit.

Also, Rogan's weird podcaster cult all piled into the Austin suburbs, which really are miserable - expensive, cramped, horrible traffic, and full of people Rogan's crowd hates.

It would be like the Pod Save America hosts getting their affiliates to move to Keene, NH. What did you think was going to happen?

[–] avg@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Honestly, what's so great about Texas? I've been to a few cities there and I can't see why people say it's great.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Neither do I, its suburban hell

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[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Aww poor lil rich boys

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I'm in Southern Europe. I have very dear friends in Dallas and Austin. I'm welcome to their homes any time I want. The thing is that I know that if I go, the only worthwhile thing would be being with friends. I've been to Dallas twice, and really don't know why anybody would go for tourism.

That plus the danger of entering the country.

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[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

They should all just have to stay there. Everyone in this article blows.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Good, hope they hate it and also lose a lot of money.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Its embarrassing that this was pretty much all it took to radicalize so many people "realizing he didn't have to wear a mask at a restaurant"

[–] Horsey@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

Been an avid Rogan listener since 2018: that’s all he ever talks about if the guest even remotely mentions COVID or politics. He has so many complaints that revolve around personal freedoms where he’s not self aware enough to realize that he has made something like half a billion dollars and he’s still unhappy because he can’t find a way to have fun with the money he’s made. The amount of money he has, he could literally disappear and never have another monetary problem in his life. Literally he could buy his comedian compound in the middle of nowhere and just enjoy it, but he can’t because he doesn’t actually have friends that would want to do something that stupid; he can’t even get his friends to all move to Austin.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

well he certainly HAD friends, but he eschewed them all for unfunny sycophants whom would make a particularly clingy remora uncomfortable

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Good. Now fence off that shit state and leave them there to rot

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Fuckwits do stupid things. News at 5.

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