short people cannot reach heaven. Without a stepstool
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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That's why I always carry my stilts with me, in case of an accident
I know that Grok went Nazi but Gemini going fundie wasn't on my bingo card.
tfw you've tried to be a good lad, prosocial and overall kind to your fellow man, but God made you 1.70m
;_;
How much pork are we talking about....?
four
go the heaven
I mean ... It's not because they are short ... Have you met short people? They are little demons.
If drinking alcohol prohibits you from going to heaven, all the church goers who practice communion are fucked.
You're forgetting the primary rule of religion: everything you do is evil, everything I do is the exception.
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Martin Short is haram
Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today
So what's the pork limit?
No more than 6 rashers per day
A wise man once said that they had no reason to live.
Has it been confirmed that they have no reason to die as well?
Randy Newman approves
when making rules it's important to be as detailed as possible. In this case what does short represents? short related to what? also alcohol imcludes wine, wich all priests drink. Do this mean all priests are going to hell? (yeah we already know they are anyway for javing sex with kids, hust making a point)
Sucks to suck David, we partying with Goliath up here!
Define too much pork. Because pork loins are cheap af and pork shoulder is tasty af.
gonna be some pretty sick BBQ in hell bro, you sure you don't wanna be there?
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Short people live longer, that’s the trade off. No heaven
Dont we welcome alll that and more in hell. We have AC with all the scientists down there.
I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:
Should not be altered and yet they give it a little snip snip
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Can't wait to go to that wonderful place with all the burning and poking!
Time for me to get a tattoo and eat more pork.