I don't think that's a kidney you can sell on the black market anymore
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that's disgusting
A bezoar! Try eating it, it's like uh, magic mushrooms
Mmm. Had to look this up. Good stuff.
If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse
Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.
I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
spoiler
It's a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
That's an egg????? Holy shit, that infection must make chickens' lives painful
wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn't ready for this. And ofcourse people asked "can you eat lash egg"
That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.
I'm beginning to think this might not have been in OP's refrigerator, at all.
Maybe the infection wasn't terrestrial
I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag
What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?
twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
I'd be nice to it. Just in case.
I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"
He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.
Pickle Rick?
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Eat it you fucking coward!
It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster
I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.
Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously ~~masturbating~~ vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call ~~the police~~ an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men ~~masturbating~~ vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Hell of a coincidence
Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.
Internet says it's a lash egg
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
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Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
Sir, that is a kidney.
Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
"You know what? Fuck you!"
necromances your pickle into some sort of horrific picklezombie that will haunt your dreams forever
That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
Open your mind Quaid
Pickled xenomorph nutsack
Can't imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
Life... finds a way...
Pickled passion fruit
Bob
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