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Mike McDaniel gonna call the lightning special today? Not only do you get a Tua TD but you can get 65 percent off of septic tank cleaner
We live in a dystopia, but not one of those sci-fi dystopias that are at least interesting. Instead we have a boring dystopia where companies just try to suck as much money out of us as possible.
Welcome to Capitalism
Please deposit your hard earned cash for these useless home products that are built to fail in 1-3 years so you have to purchase them again on a Black Friday a few years from now.
You don't have to shop on Black Friday or spend huge amounts of money on gifts. The dystopia you're thinking of is self made.
No, it's all the corporations fault that I'm fat and waste all my money on worthless consumer goods
You don’t have to spend an ever-increasing portion of your income on food, shelter, and transportation. And you don’t have to prioritize pointless work and attempt to monetize your hobbies. All the people who do shop on Black Friday will have lots of leftover cardboard boxes for the rest of us to die in.
Most people don’t buy food shelter and transportation on Amazon Black Friday
Ever notice how every dystopian story has all of society doing dystopian shit, but there’s always a Bernard Marx or a Guy Montag or a Winston Smith or a Neo that are the only ones who realize or do anything about it? But the fact that they don’t actively participate doesn’t make it any less of a dystopia
People lacking the self control to avoid overspending on things they don't need isn't dystopia.
r/aboringdystopia
Hail Corporation driven holidays.
I was going to watch the game standing but this sitting thing sounds nice
We're all gunna end up like those folks in Wall-E
To be fair I'm like 80 percent of the way there already now if I could just get one of those cool chairs and spaceship I'd be set.
You really think humans will end up being reliant on machines to live their lives?
Oh god...
Try blue - it’s the new red!
Halfway there already
In a post scarcity world like Wall-E people would most likely be more fit. You already see that with wealthier people getting more exercise, eating healthier, etc. It's the lack of time that forces people into bad health habits
Sit your ass down and give me money
If you want me to shop, lower the prices on the products I want.
I have no use for shitty Android tablets, shitty Android TVs, or speakers that do not work.
For real, the sale are sooooo lackluster these days
Lol.
The way the NFL has been fining players left & right this year, I wouldn't be surprised if the NFL is getting a cut of all sales from people buying through the BF ads during the game.
This is some dystopian shit.
It's not enough that they show ads during 30 second timeouts now. Gone are the days that challenges are actually discussed on air. Just waiting for kickoffs or the extra point to be in the little corner while they show the hundredth insurance ad.
Spot on
What
You spent all day yesterday being thankful for what you already have. Now you most shop. You must consume.
I mean….. you don’t have too?
They are really banking on people watching Tim Boyle for 4 quarters huh?
Give me 50% off codes that only show up on screen during the game and I would.
Going to get to the point where there's deals and a little Amazon influencer on the bottom corner of the TV showing off team merch.
Are we getting even more of a discount if this game is blowout or if the jets offense gets rolling?
I will be eating great value salsa and I may or may not procure a means to watch said stream in a way that may or may not be illegal, allegedly
If the games as boring as all three games were yesterday I'll only be watching the first quarter and shutting it off.
Commercialism is bad, but if it can stop people from thinking they need to stampede stores like animals then I’d rather just get a snack during the ads.
well, yes.
I wonder how pissed they were that the game yesterday was covered in Walmart Black Friday ads? By the time the game happens tonight, black Friday is already over.
Fuck going out to the stores on Black Friday.
I’ll be seated, but I won’t be shopping.
Don’t worry though, Amazon, I’m sure my wife will be keeping you busy
People still go out for Black Friday? I've been buying shit from the couch for years.
3:30 eastern is a stupid fucking time
They’re watching the Jets. I expect sales of antidepressants to skyrocket.
This is gonna be ass
No one even realize the game is on today let alone on some shitty app.
Eat my pooper
Yeah I suspect it's going to be a beatdown so most people's attention will wander.