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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 328 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 76 points 5 days ago

Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago (3 children)

AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 23 points 5 days ago

Literally me right now.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 140 points 5 days ago (2 children)

He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if I'd classify any gun death as "worth it" in the manner of necessary to secure the "right" to bear arms. "Welcome" on the other hand...

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Well said good sir / m’am / other

I was thinking of Bill Burr’s ”sometimes systemic racism just works” bit about Kanye West when I wrote my comment

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

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[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago (3 children)

My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

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[–] aggronvation@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Bro ~~is~~was a Meatcanyon caricature

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

That is so accurate it hurts!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

Fair but it's rapidly decreasing

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Also 2-3 % lead now.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

We need to implement stronger gum control

Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 4 days ago

It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (8 children)
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

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[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

double chin is too small as well.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How disrespectful!

The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.

We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 days ago

Face is too proportionate to the head.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 days ago

The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

how dare you.

It looks like Andy Richter.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

That is very accurate, just like the shooter. I must concede: you are correct

Free Luigi

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago

Finally a good use of ai

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

The smile isn't creepy enough.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

The face needs to be smaller on the head

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I would like to piss on his face but I'm afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢

And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren't expecting piss would enjoy it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago

Eh, only people who want anything to do with the water are his fans. Everyone else is gonna piss in it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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