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[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 6 points 14 hours ago

I think you could argue that they're actually trying to mimic real numbers.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Eviltoasts pict-rs is being silly again

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Look at what they need to mimic a fraction inaccurately.

The fundamental mathematical nature of how binary floating point values are stored means that extremely straightforward and rational (in the mathematical sense of the term) base-10 arithmetic can surprisingly often yield results that are irrational (again, mathematically) in binary - hence why you’ll sometimes see a result of 3.000000000101325 or something like that in places where you’d expect the result to be simply 3.0

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep. Open your browser's console and do .1 + .2 and you get 0.30000000000000004.

One of the reasons not to use floating point when working with money.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What's the right way to do money math without floats?

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There is also Decimal floating-point arithmetic which has a larger range and better memory safety. Java, C#, Python, Ruby, etc. have built in support for it via Decimal.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

Banks and big companies have to worry about round-off and fractions of a penny, so Decimal is a better solution for them. But the great unwashed like you and me will never have to worry about that, so either works.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Also known as "if you ain't storing cents, you ain't making sense."

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

As other people mentioned, things like the decimal structure works well, but you can also just use an int to store how many pennies something costs and convert it to dollars for display.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 day ago

Use a dedicated data type or library. Some languages also have something like python's Decimal type

>>> .1 + .2
0.30000000000000004
>>> Decimal(".1") + Decimal(".2")
Decimal('0.3')
[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The same IEEE spec that introduced base-2 floating point models was updated in 2008 to include some base-10 models that eliminate these issues. Many languages already support them natively, as well as most database engines. Otherwise, you can probably find third-party-library support.

If you don't have access to an IEEE decimal implementation, or if you just wanna be a rulebreaker, the common strategy is to just store only plain integers, and the precision level you want. So, say, if you're just dealing with simple american dollars, you'd just make sure to always interpret the integer value as "cents". If you need more precision than that, you might do "millicents".

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

It'd be more correct to say round or unround.

Irrational specifically means infinite non-repeating decimal values, or equivalently that a number can't be represented as any fraction. This is independent of number system.

Sometimes "more irrational" is used as a way of saying further from any small-integer fraction by some measure, but that doesn't really work here.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

i see what you're trying to say, but that's not what rational and irrational means (mathematically).

[–] 5765313496@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of a fraction.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Cause fractions can be figured out in context. You can store the numerators and have the denominator as a constant in the code.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can also have a type which does it. Raku has a Rational type for this.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Python has the Fraction type, and there are many more

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Part of my first programming courses in the 90s in C were creating a native fraction type.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You like math jokes and guys with fast cars? Well, you're in luck because I drive a bmw √-64

Edit: I know nothing about cars. Don't judge me.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago

I do enjoy how many number sets are referred to as "normal numbers":

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

unrelated but the image shows so low res (86x96) that it's unreadable, is this different for everyone else?

what mine shows - https://eviltoast.org/pictrs/image/44915c44-8836-4961-bd06-a45bba04408a.jpeg

[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The link you gave shows hires for me. Can you try loading in incognito?

just pict-rs things I guess 🤷

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hmm very weird. i also tried wget and it grabs the same 86x96 file. https://termbin.com/gvg9

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Weird. My wget gives full resolution. No redirect options or anything. Only difference is the IP resolve for you is in Korea and mine is in the US. Likely just closest server resolve.

Try curl with -L set?

Or I'd be curious if something like gallery-dl resolves the image in finding the higher resolution and what the difference is if it does.

Maybe it's a DNS issue if not a redirect issue.

My guess is DNS. Try with another provider?

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You're right! 1.1.1.1 (Cloudflare) or my ISP's DNS seems to be weird. Works correctly with 9.9.9.9 (Quad9).

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] marcos@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's not "mimicking" a fraction. It is a fraction.

It's also the most compact fraction representation around.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Show how 1/3 can be precisely represented in floating point.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

fl_numerator = 1

fl_denominator = 3

And division is a "stretch goal" once we get funding.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

How many decimal places can it be stretched?

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 2 points 1 day ago

As usual, the best jokes are in the comments. (Though goddamn I chuckled at the meme.)

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you have a computer type that can represent the entire rational set?

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. Have a structure with 2 BigInts. Treat one as the numerator. The other as denominators.

It might not be efficient or fast. But it is possible.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

You are proposing that can represent the entire rational set?

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yes that is correct. A BigInt represents the entire integer set.

Rational numbers are defined by just 2 integers. Therefore, 2 BigInts represent the entire rational set.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. They all need to mimic certain numbers.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So, you have a notation that can represent the entire rational set?

What exactly is being mimicked?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

So, you have a notation that can represent the entire rational set?

No. That's not what the meme is about, and that's not what we're arguing about.

What exactly is being mimicked?

Fractions.

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Agreed, but in terms of efficiency wouldn't it make more sense to put the sign bit right before the mantissa in order to keep the memory layout more consistent with powers of two?

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Having the sign bit in front, makes them compare like sign-bit-integers and if they are compared/sorted like 2s-complement integers, the negatives are reversed but still come after the positives.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I doubt the layout is relevant there as the FPU should be just physically wired to handle it.