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[–] ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

FFS let people eat what they want in peace.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

I am up voting both your comment and the pizza crimes one, because in practice I agree with you (and personally like pineapple but hate pepperoni, sausage, and olives) I do enjoy faux rage about it too.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Woah I’m not that gung ho, I’d like to try this first.

[–] i_ben_fine@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dan69@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I’m not pizza racist. I just won’t eat deep dish consistently

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

I'd like to see the fruit chunked into smaller bits, a little think/charred red onion, some matchstick peppers, oregano and basil, maybe a light grate of lime zest.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] argarath@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Nah we don't have a common enemy, you couldn't accept my taste for pineapples, I will not start being best buddies with you just because you think there's someone with a worse taste, you'll just use me to attack them and when there are no more kiwi pizza lovers you'll go back to attacking me, the pineapple pizza lover. Either grow up and accept people like different flavors than you, or the pineapple kiwi pizza alliance will make you'll taste flavor combos you wish could go back to hell where they came (this is an allegory to queers who want to exclude queers more "flamboyant" than them so that the heteros can leave them alone)

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Also “LGB drop the T”. Once all the trans people are in camps, who do you think they’re coming for next, LGBs?

[–] scrohawk@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

I’m convinced.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 hours ago

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

This is a breach of the Geneva Convention

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 5 hours ago

My daughter and wife both made the appropriate horrified, shocked face when I showed them this.

Personally, as long as I can have my deep pan, spicy beef x2, spicy pork x2, spicy sausage x2, doner meat x2, peperonni, fresh chilli, and jalapeno pizza I don't care what other people have on theirs. My wife likes sweetcorn and pineapple, and knowing this I still married her.

[–] Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

I'd fr love to try this. Im down with lots of pizza. Of course everyone on lemmy is discriminating, yall love to talk about how open minded you are, but just add some fruit to a pizza and witness the discrimination.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

People that legitimately judge people based on their pizza topping preferences are on the same level of emotional intelligence as those who refuse friendships with people who root for a rival sports team

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Oh no, that poor bird. All for an awful pizza.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

You can pry my kiwizza from my cold, dead hands.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's torches and pitchforks time people.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

I've no clue why you've been downvoted twice for your amusing comment

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Why? This fits under the pineapple on pizza category. It's exactly the same concept. At least now you get to feel how everyone feels about pineapple on pizza. :V

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t love pineapple on pizza, personally, but you’re ao right that this is just a pineapple hater thibking that the people who do love it would actually give a fuck like they do.

“I hate you and so you must hate me! Let’s hate this new thing together!”

“Umm…no I just think you’re weird and ignore you.”

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I love Hawaiian BBQ Pizza.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 5 points 16 hours ago

I mean, I'd try it, I love pineapple pizza but wouldn't expect to

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I've never tried roasted kiwis, but roasted peaches are absolutely delicious. What about peach pizza?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

i've had peach prosciutto and provolone with the balsamic glaze and it was amazing. i'm now angry peach season is over.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

thats alot of kiwi on a pizza.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't try it but whatever floats your boat. Who the fuck am I to tell someone what they should eat and like? Matter of fact, who the fuck are you?

[–] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I wouldn’t try it

Not very “PieMePlenty” of you.

[–] TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

You are all banned from entering Italy. I will personally deport you all and put your asses in a reeducation camp.

This is tribalism, pure unadulterated satanic ritualistic shit. If jesus was here he would be crying now.

[–] uawarebrah@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah I wanna try that I love kiwis

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

a kiwi strawberry dessert pizza sounds fantastic

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm the only one with no strong opinion either way about pineapple on pizza.

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm with you. I'd never order a Hawaiian but if you put one in front of me I totally be happy with it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

there's a place nearby that does a fantastic bacon and pineapple. perfect size bacon crumbles, crushed pineapple instead of chunks or tidbits. fuck now i want one and i'm not supposed to eat that without beer, doctor's orders.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

It is named Hawaiian, because he used a brand of pineapple called Hawaiian, was created in Ontario Canada. Portland Oregon already had papaya and pineapple pizza.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I'm a huge fan of sweet and savoury in the same dish. Pineapple on pizza is great, but there are a lot of dishes from South-Asia that combine unique flavours. One of my favourites is rice with a yellow curry sauce with raisins and peach slices on the side. There can even be nuts in the rice to mix it up some.

People need to step outside of their food comfort zone and try out different things.

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[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't peel kiwis before putting them on pizza COME ON

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah - I love to floss and pizza!

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Do you mean kiwi skin? Or you talking about something else?

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Yep, kiwi skin.

To be fair, it's not that bad and wouldn't be flossy at all, I just thought it was funny

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, I don't judge people based on their food preferences.

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

it's not the eating other people i judge, it's the methods of acquisition

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Dinner with a Cannibal: The Complete History of Mankind's Oldest Taboo by Carole A. Travis (2008) is a great read ;)

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago

... I'd try it..

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