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[–] EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You shut your dirty whore mouth

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly the kind of lively discussion I was hoping for!

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, that's that. Close the thread

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed. Close thread.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 110 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Same types of people think pineapple don’t belong on pizza. Fucked in the head is what I call em.

[–] kvasir476@lemmy.world 76 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain't it.

Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gives you peanut butter and chocolate

That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

peanut butter brown
or
chocolate brown
?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Peanut butter brown is an African American with jaundice. So yeah - still too brown for current administration

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sub the salt for a thick piece of crispy bacon. Thank me later.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 2 weeks ago

Whoever wrote this is wrong and they know it.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it's more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

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[–] tiny@midwest.social 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

Mostly the taxes thing, but this didn't help

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I laugh my ass off when every few years someone combines peanuts and jelly on the Great British Bake-off and literally every single time all the other British people are like “wow, you have invented literally a brand new innovative and delicious cuisine”.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was an episode I remember where they explored Mexican cuisine and a contestant said 'Gacky-molo' for 'Guacamole' and that has stuck with me since.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

I thought I knew what a bad taco was before that episode. They proved me wrong.

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I don't like this food.

Ok, there's lots of stuff I don't like. Why not grab a Snickers?

It's an abomination!

Whoa there, it's just a Reese's cup...

phillistine depravity!!

Look, that's excessive, isn't it? And there's only one L in phi-

AMERICA BAD!!!!

Calm down, psycho! Holy shit touch grass!

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Abysmal take. Chocolate ice cream with frozen peanut butter swirled in is proof that god loves us.

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[–] Chrysanthemum@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

Sincerely,

The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

and

The Reese’s Foundation

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Barbarism! Coating the villain in Hershey's. You are an animal, not fit to live among civilized men!

Maybe some dark chocolate?

[–] Chrysanthemum@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Dark chocolate sold separately, my friend.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tar and feather then, but use chocolate sauce and roasted peanuts!

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Woah Woah Woah. I'm Canadian and peanut butter and chocolate is also a thing here. Peanut butter may be my favourite thing. Why am I catching strays?

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Deep-fried Reese's cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It's okay, we won't judge you.

You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just... try it. We won't watch. Just the one time.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Peanut and choc you said?

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Counter point - Justin's dark chocolate peanut butter cups 🤤

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, my family went to go visit some extended family in rural southern France. It was going to be over Halloween, and since the French don’t celebrate it, we brought some American Halloween candy for them to try. To our surprise, they loved it, especially the Reese’s cups. We had expected them to find it gross, since they had much higher quality chocolate in Europe.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

A bar of Hershey's, you can really taste the butyric acid that forms during their unique process. In a Reece's cup, the high sugar content of the filling (it's not really even peanut butter) overpowers it. I actually like Reece's but Hershey's is a last resort chocolate.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just ate some choco coated peanuts. Here, have a choco peanut cookie.

[–] simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'll assume this is a very European take, and point out that Europeans don't even ever eat peanuts or peanut butter anyways as it was written off as colonist fodder unfit for their 'queenly' pallette. They also don't like corn, which has the juice, so like yea man we know their tastes are stuck in like the 18th century. Go on darling, have your fermented herring and duck pate 😬 we'll continue actually using the spices and flavors from the new world

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[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Idk how other countries do peanut butter, but ours is usually sweetened. Goes great with candy, dessert, acai bowls, milkshakes, pancakes, crepes, etc. etc

Then there’s the Elvis Presley burger… Though I haven’t tried it so I won’t knock it😆

[–] dmasterp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but... Reese peanut butter cups 😍

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese's, I think?

Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
I thought I'd got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey's. Again, chocolate vomit.
Never had any of that shit since.

Cadbury's in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it's to mask the fact that they've changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american 'food' company...

[–] BlueAure@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago

The common explanation is that Hershey's chocolate contains some amount of butyric acid which tastes/smells like vomit. Adam Ragusea on YT did a pretty solid video on it.

Why Hershey bars taste like vomit (and I love them)

Not all US chocolate tastes like Hershey.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I don't want to upvote anyone and want to downvote everyone.

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