I have tried my very best with partners, but 9 times a day? Even with the most willing partner I'm not man enough for that!
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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I tried 4 times in a 24 hour period once with a partner and we were both far too sore to finish the last time. Maybe if we did so more regularly we might have been able to do it but the flesh is weaker than the spirit a lot of times
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Excuse me, but birth control is not just a pill, it's the entire process that includes putting on a condom. And it's expected of guys to use condoms.
Besides that, there are pills and procedures a guy can do as birth control.
Nice try mr. pervert, you were trying to make me think about a woman nine months pregnant getting plowed nine times in a row.
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I got snipped so my wife didn't have to do the hormonal bullshit. Her doctor is putting her back in it because women's bodies literally do not want them to be happy.
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I know a lot of people who take birth control pills to regulate their bodies rather than prevent pregnancy.
9!? You think I can cum 9 times a day!? And apparently hit the egg every fucking time too? I don't mean to question the conclusion because I think birth control should be both parties' responsibility, but I think your premise reveals a distinct lack of grasp on biological reality. Why stop at 9? Why not 900? Really drive your point home! My dick is going to be useless after number 2 or 3 anyway.
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It's not like they haven't tried. Most men would love to be able to ensure they don't get snared. 😉
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Can't females develop antibodies that destroy the sperm?
Evolutionary skill issue
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You still need it.
When you see a driver running a red light, you still brake even if your light is green.
Maybe you should just count yourself lucky that you get to control your own fertility. In civilized countries at least.
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9 times per day... So ok. You know how women love to give men shit for having a poor understanding is basic female biology? This is that.
Genghis Khan has entered the chat
Sex not gender.
And no she isn't
What is this weird ass template with the creepy people in the background?
The issue with pills for the man is, that he should still be able to get hard and produce (inactive) sperm, while for the woman it's relatively simple.
And trust issues, since the woman has the child then, if the man lied.