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[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 92 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (10 children)

18+52+37+47+56=210 for China. Each child could pick up to 3 answers. The average number of jobs the Chinese children picked was 2.

For USA/UK the average was about 1. Very few children selected more than one answer.

That's weird. What a weird poll. Were there only 5 possible choices? I would have told you I wanted to be a veterinarian at that age, if I answered at all. (I did not become a vet, I became a failure lmao)

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 33 points 5 days ago (11 children)

I wanted to be an electrical engineer, then I saw all the math and settled for electrician, then I saw all the math and settled for Janitor

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

How are Electricians needing to do so much math? Its basic calculator and lookup table stuff? I mean a janitor does more complication calculations when they dilute cleaning products and estimate how much they will need for a given room.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I wanted to be a naval pilot engineer at four. I’m colorblind, terrified of heights, not fond of authority, sloppy, and scatterbrained as hell. It’s quite possibly the worst possible job for me. To be fair, part of the reason was that I hated the word “bellybutton” and thought anyone who said ”navel” instead had the right idea, so it’s not like I really understood that part of it.

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[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

You need to give yourself more credit. You didn't become a failure, it was within you the whole time; you were always a failure...

That concludes my Pep Talk®

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

It's also possible that these aren't all of the available answers and they only selected the ones they thought are interesting.

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[–] TenderfootGungi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

China has a space station that makes the ISS looks like a 1950 station wagon.

[–] stray@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think this may have to do with the fact that China regulates social media with regard to its effect on society, whereas it's the wild west in English-speaking countries. I don't agree with all of their criteria for regulating media, but I feel like there's probably a good middle-ground to be reached. It's well-documented how harmful social media has been to people of all ages.

[–] rmrf@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

This might be a hot take, but I think it started with tying internet identities to real identities.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Unless I misunderstand, in China it's illegal to distribute VPNs, but simply using one and accessing the wider net is fine. That implementation isn't great, but it could also be a lot worse. Effectively it means anyone who's tech savvy enough can leave the walled garden whenever they like with practically no consequence. Though, it still requires some group of people assume the legal risk of setting up and hosting the VPN infrastructure.

I feel like there must be some means of achieving the same effect without criminalizing people just for providing a service. Like, defaulting to a garden of public and private webpages that meat the standard, but still with some means of leaving that garden provided you pass a minor techincal barrier to entry.

Also forcing every social media site and glorified-website-app to default to chronological sort every time you close the browser tab or leave the app. It's a simple change, but it would do a lot.

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[–] Four_mile_circus@lemmy.ml 69 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Born too late to explore the oceans.

Born too early to explore the stars.

Born just in time to remind you to hit that like button, share with your friends, and subscribe so you don't miss a thing.

The West is lost.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

China actually has a viable space program, so being an astronaut actually seems attainable. And do teachers in China actually make a fair living wage?

[–] nimrod06@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

For teachers, I guess they're the biggest figure for students as they grow up. Confucian culture emphasizes enormous respect, and tbf, conformity to teachers.

I grew up wanting to be a YouTuber, and now work as a professor somewhere in East Asia with deep Confucian influence. The teacher-student dynamics here is truly shit.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Some children geniuenly respect landlords more than teachers because it's in line with teachings of "the modern philosopher Andrew Tate."

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For sure, their space program feats and plans are incredibly exciting, and things we might see in our lifetime. There's a hopeful star-trek-esque optimism about space rn.

I'm not sure about teachers salaries, I'd have to look it up, but I do know teachers are well respected societally.

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

I felt that when I went to the Chengdu science and technology museum. Everyone was in awesome of the space program and the kids really wanted to get involved.
Contrast that to the Melbourne or Canberra science museums and space technology isn't really at the front.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Not China but in my country teachers would often get benefits like how US soldiers do.

So for example some apartments had reduced rent and most private schools would accept your children for free and pay off lunch, clubs, school trip fees, etc.

So even tho teachers weren't rich they weren't completely on their own either. Maybe a similar thing happens over there?

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[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Being an astronaut was defo something I idolized as being a kid. Then I got older and realized what it'd take to actually live that life, and the risks involved in rocket travel, and things like muscle dystrophy from being in zero G too long. Not to mention all the schooling and training needed. And it's all for... not much, really. Like, at the end of the day, space travel does not actually help humanity that much. Now, satellites have certainly changed things a shit ton, but like, we're not going to other planets anytime soon. We're not gathering resources from other planets. We're not terraforming. Our "going to outer space" is parking your ass in a station in orbit and living with reduced QoL while you run experiments in zero-G. Just like, nah, fuck all that noise.

Doing science in cool jungles sounds much more fun, while being both safer and more if an adventure.

Deep sea seems like about the same risk but closer to home.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

China just won the reversed opium wars. [Insert based Xi meme]

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is quite literal Opium War going right now (and for few decades in the past) but China has nothing to do with it, it's waged by the US government against people of US and some other countries mostly in Central and South America.

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

A few other related ones:

  • The confirmed cia program to start the crack epidemic and use it to profit off of and impoverish black communities in the US. Read gary webb - dark alliance for more on that.
  • The historical and still ongoing spread of alcohol to native communities in the US.
  • The CIA pretty much took over the majority of international drug trade after ww2 via the helliwell plan(modelled on Chiang kai-sheks program) , and used it to fund their covert ops. A lot more on that in williams - operation gladio.
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

No war but class war.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago

"DUHH, IT'S BECAUSE SPEECH IN CHINA IS CENSORED AND YOU'LL LITERALLY GET SENT TO A XINJIANG CONCENTRATION CAMP IF YOU TRIED BEING A VLOGGER"

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dont worry, they will all be increasing shareholder value

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 19 points 4 days ago

They need to run this survey again now that the Chinese space station has an air fryer.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You can see a mix of escapism and “how do I fast track as much money as possible?”

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

See? UK is a 90% version of USA.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I wanted to be an inventory that makes crazy gadgets or as wealthy as Scrooge McDuck.

[–] Dialectical_Idealist@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And not educational content creation either. Most of these kids want to be paid for hot-takes and video game streaming.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

I wanted to be free. Maybe next life.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The thing I find most surprising is that this many kids want to be teachers. It doesn't sound like something kids would typically be interested in, nor do I remember me nor my friends ever wanting to be teachers.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I wonder if kids pick that because its one job that they understand and attribute positively (to some degree - "a teacher is someone that teaches kids like me at a school and we have fun") whereas jobs that their parents have are more nebulous and more negative in their mind ("my parents leave for the day and then come back angry? I don't want to do that").

[–] sobriquet@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago

That was exactly my conclusion as well. At first I was surprised that kids would want to be teachers (having known a few - it’s not a great job! Terrible pay, not much respect… you’ve got to love it). But then I suddenly realised - what jobs would kids know about? All of them would know a teacher…

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[–] LyD@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

I know a former teacher in China who told me that it's a very respected profession there, in the same way that doctors and lawyers are respected in the west.

[–] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A lot more children from developing countries tend to want to be teachers because education is not taken for granted there (even when it has been universally available for a couple generations like it is now in China, the times in which it was not are still in living memory...go back to the 1960s and 70s and you still had many people in especially rural China who had very low levels of education). Education is seen there as a noble profession helping people on the path to a better life, and they look at teachers not too differently from how they look at doctors.

By contrast, developed countries tend to take education for granted, and young people see that education is not really that necessary to become rich, powerful and famous, and the most glamorized people in the society tend to be either some kind of entertainer, sports or pop star, or rich entrepreneurs.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I knew lots of kids who wanted to be teachers. Ask a kid that age to list their favorite people and their teacher will pop up often, because it’s someone they know. Teaching is something tangible to them.

I also knew several adults who wanted to be a teacher, but quit shortly after starting because they literally couldn’t afford it due to unreasonably low wages. We should really treat good teachers better.

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

A healthy response to our current brain-rot, screen addict culture.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

It's funny when you just read the numbers and it's like the top pick for a US child is to be 29

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

I'd love to see this redone today, except i suspect kids in the us and uk all want to be like, _s_hitler

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