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    [–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 161 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

    [–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    This is where I got the joke from lol

    [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn't "booploot"

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    [–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 68 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.

    libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.

    [–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 46 points 3 weeks ago

    time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you'll be over just after you finish this config...

    [–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 weeks ago

    Closed as unable to replicate

    [–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.

    [–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

    This made me laugh out loud, thank you.

    [–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

    Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.

    [–] the_q@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    For those that don't understand the acronym:

    Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!

    [–] qarbone@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago

    CLOSED: Couldn't reproduce.

    [–] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Sometimes it's good enough to be saved forever. E.g: WP:BJAODN

    [–] solomonschuler@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?

    [–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

    [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

    There's a grub flag for that

    [–] Buffy@libretechni.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I can confirm, happened to me.

    [–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    You got scammed. That one is expired.

    I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.

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    [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

    Occam's Razor: My guy banged his computer.

    Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269

    [–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    It doesn't exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago

    That's why I say "for future people".

    [–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
    [–] excral@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Voyager's link preview to the rescue

    [–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

    You were never in any real danger.

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    [–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    This is why you hover over links before clicking on them... I recognize it...

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    XcQ, link stays blue.

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    [–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

    Instructions to replicate this bug????

    [–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Try Nix. She's into the weird stuff.

    [–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    What's so good about Nix? Genuine question.

    [–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!

    [–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    What's the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you'd want?

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    [–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

    Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.

    [–] Twakyr@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.

    [–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

    It's only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67

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    [–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

    It's an Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. ...What I'm getting at, sex won't make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.

    [–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

    autistic sex is a whole seperate thing?

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    [–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

    I want to make an alt account on whatever git Omarchy is on, to file the bug report:

    I was nice to an immigrant, now Omarchy is refusing to boot with the following error message:

    User is a libcuck, here's an anecdote about a heinious crime commited by a Muslim, now you need to pretend this is what 95% of all Muslims are.

    [–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

    The two answers to everything

    [–] bratorange@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Yeah because u were supposed to bring 2of each kind to the arch and not 3…

    [–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
    [–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

    No. No Arch user has ever had sex.

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